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“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you? ” asks a doctor his patient.
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”

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Outer Mongolia. One of the few places where your navigation can say, “Keep straight. Prepare to turn right on Tuesday morning.”

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Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a big rock. The one with the rock asks the other man:
“Why do you have a gun on your back?”
“When a wild animal comes, I can defend myself. And what about you, why the rock?”
The guy with the rock smiles proudly:
“When a wild animal comes, I can throw the rock away and run much faster!”

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A Texan tourist stands under the Eiffel tower in Paris and looks upon it in awe.
“Amazing tower,” he comments to a French guy nearby, “how many barrels does it get out in a day?”

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The boss asks his employee, “Why aren’t you working?”.
The employee explains, “Sorry boss, I didn’t see you coming.”

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Office and Work Jokes Boss Jokes

At the restaurant, “Sir, would you prefer a red or a white wine? ”
The customer shrugs, “I don’t really care. I’m colorblind.”

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Restaurant Jokes

My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca und his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

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Star Wars Jokes

One shop owner asks another:
“So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you’re looking for a night guard?”
“Yeah, we got robbed tonight.”

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A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”
The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”

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What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Dad Jokes

A man goes to his doctor and says, “Please help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is really worsening.”
The doctor asks the man to come and look out of the window. “Tell me what you see there,” says the doctor and points.
"I see the Sun," answer the man.
The doctor turns to him and asks, “Sweet Jesus, how much further do you want to see?!”

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A man walks into a police station and announces, “My wife’s gone missing.”
The police officer says, “OK sir, we’ll help you. Since when has your wife been missing?”
The man replies, “Since about a month ago.”
The police officer is shocked, “What? A month?! Why on Earth are you coming only now?!”
“Well… I’ve no clothes to put on anymore.”

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Men jokes Good jokes

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me... The second one didn't!

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Marriage and Family Jokes

According to chemistry ALCOHOL is a SOLUTION

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this", it usually smells nice

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Men vs Women Jokes

During self isolation..
Dogs: "Oh My god, you're here all day and this is the best as I can love you, see you, be with you and follow you! I am so excited because you are the greatest and I love you being here so much!

Cats: "What the hеll are you still doing here?"

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Coronavirus Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Having trouble staying at home? Shave your eyebrows off.

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Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!

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Coronavirus Jokes American Presidents Humor

Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.

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My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, now when I рее I clean the toilet.

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Coronavirus Jokes