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You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes One-Liner Jokes Friendship Jokes

Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

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School Jokes

One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Ваве Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."

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Sports Jokes

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

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Technology Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes

Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.

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Gross Jokes

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus.
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Car and driving jokes Office and Work Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Stupid Jokes

Religion is a lot more like politics.
The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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Political Jokes Religion jokes Life Jokes

*My dad helping me find a gf*
Dad: What do you want most in a woman?
Me: My diск.
*Grounded and high fived*

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Jokes about Women Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Dad Jokes

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Computer Jokes

What is the difference between an Russian wedding and an Russian funeral?
One less drunк.

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Russian Jokes

Wife: "I'm рissеd"
Husband: "Again or Still"

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Marriage and Family Jokes

What’s the difference between the USA and a USB?
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data and the other is a computer hardware standard.

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What's The Difference Jokes USA Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.

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Animal Jokes Easter Jokes

Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe

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Europe and European Union Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

I saw some gorgeous identical twins standing at the bar last night.
I staggered over and said, “Do you ladies fancy coming back to my place for a wild тhrееsоме?”
“You’re fсuкing drunк aren’t you?” they asked.
“No,” I slurred, “What makes you think that?”
They said, “I’m standing here on my own.”

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Bad Habits Jokes

My wife sent a picture of herself to the Lonely Hearts Club.
It came back 3 days later with a note attached to it saying: ‘Thanks, but we’re not that lonely.

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Ugly Jokes

Man: Let me have some grits and a Coca Cola.
Guy behind the counter: You must be from Georgia.
Man: What the hеll kinda stereotypical remark is that? If I walked in here and asked for a sausage, would you think I was Polish?
Guy: No.
Man: If I walked in here and asked for some Chow Mein, would you think I was Chinese?
Guy: No.
Man: If I walked in here and asked for some pizza, would you think I was Italian?
Guy: No.
Man: Then why in the hеll do you think I’m from Georgia?
Guy: Because this is a hardware store.

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Stupid Jokes Men jokes

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."

"Oh, really?"

"No, O'Reilly!"

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Irish jokes Marriage and Family Jokes St. Patrick's Day jokes

"Dad, whats the difference between a p*ssy and a c*nt ?" young son ask.
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his nакеd sleeping mother, "that's a p*ssy son."
"Its wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"NO son," says dad, "If you touch the p*ssy you'll wake the c*nt up!"

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Dad Jokes Dirty jokes Sexist Jokes What's The Difference Jokes