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Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.

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Sick and Death Jokes Funny Poems Morbid jokes

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

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Facebook Jokes Jokes about Women History Jokes

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

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Facebook Jokes History Jokes

Yo mama is so fат she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Fat Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Japanese Jokes

Yo mama is so fат, she doesn't fit in this joke.

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Fat Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Fart Jokes Food Jokes Music and Musician Jokes Restaurant Jokes Coffee Jokes

Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!

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Sex Jokes Fart Jokes

I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia, fcuk

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Disability Jokes

I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand. – It’s seven.

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Disability Jokes

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

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Communication Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Ugly Jokes

Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vаginа?
A: A woman.

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Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes Boycott Jokes

Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."

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Boycott Jokes

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

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Birthday Jokes Religion jokes Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't вlоw out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

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Birthday Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

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Friendship Jokes God Jokes Christian Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Chocolate Jokes

A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.
He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds of thousands of sprinkles.
A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:
"It looks like he's topped himself."

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Police Officer Jokes Men jokes Chocolate Jokes

Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A:
"Will the defendant please rise".

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Mexican jokes Prison Jokes Beauty Jokes

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."

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Jokes about Women Computer Jokes Geek jokes Beauty Jokes