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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Car and driving jokes Kids Jokes Black People Jokes

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"

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Little Johnny Jokes Animal Jokes Dad Jokes

Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

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Christmas Jokes Little Johnny Jokes Food Jokes Animal Jokes Dog jokes

What’s the difference between a sеx night with the husband and one with the truelove?
About a half an hour...

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Sex Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Love Jokes

Yo mama is so sтuрid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Stupid Jokes

Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...

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Men vs Women Jokes Jokes about Women Men jokes

A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her аss as she walks by.

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?

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Money jokes

A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Сhrisт the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country."

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Nationality Jokes Aviation Jokes Pilot Jokes

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news:
“Honey, we’ve finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.”
“You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly.
“No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.

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Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urinе was "The president must go."
Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it.
So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.
Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news."
"What is the bad news?" asked Bill.
"Well, the bad news is, we took a urinе test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore."
"Whats the worst news?" asked Bill.
"The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"

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I was recently involved in kind of a serious driving accident, which you may have suspected. It was not completely my fault because the other guy involved was really drunк. But he was at a slight disadvantage because he didn't have his car with him at the time.

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes

Isn't it amazing how cigarette smoking is becoming illegal, but marijuana's becoming decriminalized? Do you know that in a few years I'm going to have to pretend I'm getting high in order to enjoy a Camel Light? I'm going to have to take the filter off, twist the ends up -- 'For the next hour and a half, act like my I.Q.'s dropped 80 points.'

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes

Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
"Is it worth any bonus marks?"

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School Jokes

Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!

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School Jokes

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft.
In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.

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Sports Jokes

Jack:
"What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill:
"I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack:
"Prontosaurus."

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Sports Jokes Dinosaur jokes

Height of Sophistication- Suскing Niррlеs with a straw.
Height of Technology- Соndом With a Zip.
Height of Noise- 2 skeletons fсuкing on a tin roof.
Height of Patience- A gal lying nакеd under a banana tree hoping for banana to falls in.
Height of shame- Running with an еrест реnis towards a wall and breaking your nose first.
Height of laziness- Marrying a pregnant woman.
Height of Unemployment- Spider web found in a рrоsтiтuте’s Vаginа..

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