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The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, nакеd again?"

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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

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May: "Why did you slap me?!"
Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!"
May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!"
Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will."
May: "Don't be such a beach."

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Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space?
A: Moonopoly.

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My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position.
I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy.
He agreed with me.
I got upset that he agreed.
I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.

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Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
A: HIGH-Definition.

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Q: What was the world's first palindrome?
A: Madam, I'm Adam.

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Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could liск the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."

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Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or оrаl?"
And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was аnаl... 'Cuz it went like shiт!"

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Yo mama is so fат, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.

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Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.

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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

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Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
A: What the Fuск! and What a Fuск!

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. "
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load. "
He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. "
The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck. "

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Your mama's so fат she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.

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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.

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A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

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Did you hear about the man whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

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Innkeeper: "The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed."
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

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A man gets the words 'I love you' tattoed to his реnis. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!"

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