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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long?
A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.
He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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Yesterday I lost my pen.
Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand."
She began to laugh.
I don't why...
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A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "dаrn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other.
After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it.
Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?"
"Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response.
Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiот! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking.
The Yankee said, "s*ex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in."
The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fаrт."
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Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me?
A: I'll be back.
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Един слепец си седи на бара и по едно време се провиква към бармана: Мъж влиза в заведение, сяда на бара до една едра изрусена жена и предлага да й разкаже виц за блондинки. Blind, Blond & Ballsy El del bar y el chiste de Lepe Ein Blinder will einen Blondinenwitz erzählen ΕΝΑΣ ΤΥΦΛΟΣ The blind man O τυφλός Ο τυφλός και η ξανθιά Доаѓа малиот Ѓокица дома и целиот среќен му вели на татка си: A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. Un ragazzo entra in un bar e dice: "Ho una nuova barzelletta di raccontare sui carabinieri". Un uomo, seduto ad un tavolo, dice: "Guarda ragazzo, io sono un carabiniere. E vedi il mio amico la'? Anche lui e' un carabiniere. E quel uomo grosso seduto al tavolo e' un carabiniere. Sei sicuro che... Слеп маж влегува во женски моторџиски бар, некако го наоѓа столчето, нарачува кафе и по некое време и ја прашува келнерката "Сакаш ли да чуеш виц за плавуши". Во барот, експресно сите заќутуваат. Со доста длабок и зарипнат глас, жената до него му вели: "Пред да ја кажете шегата господине, сметам... A blind man walks into a bar. The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?" In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the... Em um bar, um bêbado olha para uma loira que estava ao seu lado e diz: — Posso contar uma piada de loira? A loira responde: Olha meu amigo, você além de estar muito bêbado, eu sou campeã nacional de Karatê, minha amiga loira aqui do meu lado, é campeã nacional de Jiu-jitsu, e a outra loira ao... Un borracho está tomando un trago en un bar donde el ambiente es bastante oscuro. En esto se da vuelta hacia la mujer que tiene a su lado y exclama: - ¿Quieres que te cuente un chiste de rubias super cómico? La mujer le responde:... - Bueno, pero antes de que me cuentes ese chiste, debes saber... En blind man på en barstol skriker till bartendern, - Vill du höra ett blondinskämt? Med låg röst så säger killen till vänster om honom, - Innan du berättar det där skämtet så är det nåt du borde veta. - Bartendern är blond, dörrvakten är blond.... Un aveugle entre dans un bar lesbienne par erreur. Il trouve son chemin vers le comptoir et commande un verre. Au bout d'un moment il crie à la serveuse: - "Eh, tu veux que je te raconte une blague... Kommt ein Mann in eine Bar und sagt: "Hey Leute, wollt ihr den neuesten Blondinenwitz hören?" Meint die Barkeeperin: "Bevor du ihn erzählst, sollte ich dir vielleicht sagen, dass ich blond bin,... Een blinde man gaat per ongeluk een vrouwenbar binnen. Hij vindt zijn weg tot de toog, zet zich neer op een kruk en bestelt iets te drinken. Nadat hij er zo een tijdje heeft gezeten, roept hij naar... Bardaki taburede oturan kör adamın biri barmene,- "Hey! Bir sarışın fıkrası duymak ister misin?" demiş.Barmen birden tamamıyle sessizleşmiş. Yanındaki adam fısıltı ile ona - "Fıkrayı anlatmadan... En blind man går av misstag in på en lesbisk bar. Han sätter sig på en barstol och beställer en drink. När han har suttit en stund ropar han på bartendern: - Hörru, vill du höra en... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS... After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The... En blind mann kommer inn på en damebar ved et uhell. Han finner veien frem til baren, tar frem en barkrakk, setter seg ned og han bestiller en drink. Etter å ha sittet en stund alene, roper han til... A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there,... Sokea mies meni baariin ja kysyi baarimikolta "haluatko kuulla blondivitsin?" Vierestä kuului kuiskaus "kuulehan nyt. Ennenkuin kerrot sen vitsin sinun tulee tietää, että baarimikko on blondi,... A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and... Aan een bar in een drukke kroeg zit een blinde man welke plotseling vrij hard roept naar de barkeeper: He barkeeper, zal ik jou eens een goeie mop over domme blondjes vertellen? De barkeeper loopt... Un hombre ciego entra en un "bar de chicas" por equivocación. Se las apaña para llegar hasta la barra y pide una copa, y tras estar un rato sentado en la tabureta le grita al camarero: - Eh, tú,... Kör bir adam yanlışlıkla Bayanlar Barına girer. Bara doğru ilerler ve bir içki ısmarlar. Biraz oturup, içkisini yudumladıktan sonra barmene seslenir: "Hey, bir sarışın fıkrası duymak ister misin?"... En blind mann i en bar roper til bartenderen: - ”Vil du høre en blondinevits?” Mannen ved siden av ham lener seg bort og hvisker: - ”Før du forteller den vitsen er det noe du bør vite. Bartenderen... En blind mand kommer ved en fejltagelse ind på en bar for kvinder. Han famler sig frem til en barstol, og bestiller en drink, uvidende om at han er genstand for alles opmærksomhed. Efter et stykke... So a blind man accidentally walks into a women's bar and says to the girl bartender, " you wanna hear a blonde joke?" and the bartender says " well sir the lady next to you is a blonde weight... Slepec se svým psem vejde do baru, najde si volnou židli a objedná si drink. Chvíli sedí a pak křikne: „Hej, barmane, chceš slyšet super vtip o blondýnách?” Bar okamžitě ztichne a žena vedle slepce...
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"
The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"
The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud сrаск of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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Q: What did the basketball say to the player?
A: Please don't shoot me.
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"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!"
"Don't you mean netsurfing?"
"No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
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Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today."
Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke."
Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order."
Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's."
Employee: "Sir its McDonald's."
Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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