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Yo momma so FАТ, she can't save files вiggеr than 4 GB.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family:
"I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied:
"Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?
A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy.
The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen".
Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
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The computer programmer to his son:
"Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son:
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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10 вида хора (двоично) 10 Arten von Menschen 10 Τύποι Съществуват 10 вида хора. Тези които разбират двоичен код, и тези които не го разбират. Es gibt genau 10 Typen von Menschen. Solche, die Binärzahlen verstehen und solche, die es nicht tun. Il y a 10 types de personnes dans le monde : ceux qui comprennent le binaire et les autres. Et ceux qui ne s'attendaient pas à ce que cette blague soit en base 3 Hay 10 tipos de personas, las que saben binario y las que no. Es gibt 10 Arten von Menschen in der Welt. Die einen verstehen das Binärsystem und die anderen nicht! Ci sono 10 categorie di persone: chi comprende il sistema binario e chi non lo comprende. Existem somente 10 tipos de pessoas no mundo inteiro: Aquelas que entendem binário e aquelas que não entendem. Ci sono solo 10 tipi di persone al mondo… quelle che comprendono il binario e quelle che non lo comprendono. Det finns tio typer av människor: De som förstår binära och de som inte gör det. Exista 10 tipuri de oameni: cei care inteleg numerele binare si cei care nu. Існує 10 типів людей: ті, які знають, що таке сайт, і ті, які не знають. (Про переваги двійкової системи зчислення.) Et finns ju 10 typer av människor, de som kan läsa binärt och så nio som jag har glömt There are 10 kinds of people: 1. Those who understand binary. 10. Those who don't understand this joke.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular s*ex.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months.
One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job.
I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case.
"If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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