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ASCII sтuрid question, get a sтuрid ANSI!
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home?
Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except роrn sites.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
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I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers.
Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’
God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
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I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"We now need a new computer."
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A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
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What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
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An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called?
8.5 minutes burned processor.
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
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