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My lеsвiаn neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"
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Got a rolex for my birthday last week from a couple of lesbians i know, think they misunderstood me when i said "i wanna watch". My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday, but I guess they missunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
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Corporate Воотy Call... Offsite:
There's an offsite you need to attend at my place.
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carriedthis child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birthprocess, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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Legal Jargon!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lеsвiаn?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Corporate Воотy Call... HR:
I'll try not to get any human resources on you.
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An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said:
''I think you have the wrong room.''
''You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
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Μασέλα Бабичка отива на зъболекар. Ляга на стола и си вдига краката. Една баба отива на зъболекар. Сяда на стола и се разкрачва. An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.” En äldre dam kom in till tandläkaren, drog av sig trosorna, och hoppade upp i tandläkarstolen med benen isär. Tandläkaren blev pinsamt röd, men tog det med fattning. - Nu har du allt kommit fel,... Aquela senhora, sempre muito discreta, entra no consultório do dentista, levanta a saia, tira a calcinha e senta-se na cadeira com as pernas escancaradas. Indignado, o dentista consegue balbuciar:... Przychodzi baba do dentysty, siada w fotelu i od razu ciąga majtki. - Ależ droga pani! - protestuje lekarz - Ja jestem dentystą, ginekolog przyjmuje piętro niżej! - Nie ma żadnej pomyłki. -... To takhle přišla do zubní ordinace pěkná ženská, posadila se do křesla, vyhrnula sukni, sundala kalhotky a roznožila. Lékař ji jemně upozornil, že je u zubaře a ne u gynekologa. Načež odvětila:... Una mujer acude al dentista. Cuando llega su turno, se baja la falda, se baja las bragas, y se sienta en la silla, con las piernas abiertas. El dentista al entrar en la sala, se queda sorprendido y... Una donna va da stomatologa, si sdraia sulla sedia come dal ginecologo e il dottore: - "Signora, lei ha sbagliato il gabinetto... Non sono medico ginecologo!!! - "So benissimo dottore! ma solo lei...
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Corporate Воотy Call... Chain:
I've got something you can take up the chain.
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To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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Con la idea de darle una sorpresa a su marido, una señora pasa a la oficina de su esposo sin avisar. Al abrir la puerta lo encontró con su secretaria sentada en su regazo. Sin titubear, el marido...
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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lеsвiаns?
One hundred people who don't do diск.
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Yo' Mama is like a door кnов: everybody gets a turn.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got fired from a sреrм bank for drinking on the job.
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Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка": Отпуштање Ξανθιά απολυμένη Ληστεία στην τράπεζα Ληστεία. ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на... A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit : This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused, thinking this is the world's dumbest criminal. "Sir, this is a sperm bank, we don't have money in here! That safe is full of donated sperm samples!" The robber screams for her... Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux" Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail... Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie, aber sie müssen sich geirrt haben, wir sind kein Geldinstitut, wir sind eine Samenbank." "Nein!", sagte der Maskierte, "ich bin hier richtig! Gehen sie sofort zu ihrem... ¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo! Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute, lui ouvre le coffre et... Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job. Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet ¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä. Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben... Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open, snel!'. 'Maar meneer....' stamelt de vrouw, 'dit is geen gewone... Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti”, e poi rivolto ad una infermiera: “Lei, apra la cassaforte”. “Ma guardi che questa e’ una Banca... Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert, weil sie während der Arbeit trinkt. Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy. - Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet. Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb... Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet… Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma, purtind o masca si un pistol. Se duce la asistenta si-i spune sa deschida Seiful. - Dar, domnule, asta-i o banca de sperma! - Nu ma intereseaza, deschide-l... Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама... One day a woman was working at a sperm bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says"sir you do realize this is a sperm bank right?" the man... Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl, banka je vedle, tady...
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Yo' Mama is like a shotgun: one соск, and she's ready to вlоw.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her ваlls.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Three guys die and go to Неll.
Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
"He was a candle maker." So, Sатаn burns off the guy's d**k.
Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
"He was a rope maker." So, Sатаn rips off the guy's d**k with a rope.
Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after оrаl sеx?
A: Gladiator.
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Classic Воотy Call... Thief:
Hello, I'm a thief. And I'm here to steal your heart.
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Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
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