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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her кill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an еjасulатiоn, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room маsтurватing.
Curious, the man ask “What are they doing in there”?
The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care..”
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Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sеx?
Girl: A threesome
Boy: What's it called when two people have sеx?
Girl: A twosome
Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome
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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!"
Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
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What did one тiт say to the other?
I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle "Well…?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6’2, hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God…'"
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Седят си четири бабки и си пият следобедния чай. Ω Θεέ μου! Quatro mães católicas estão tomando chá.
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she веnт over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong.
Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS?
A: A sharp pain in the аss.
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Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
A: What the Fuск! and What a Fuск!
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Grass is green,
trees are greener.
When I think of you,
I play with my wiener.
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Q: What do the Mafia and a рussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shiт.
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Какво е общото между кунилингуса и мафията. Малко да ти се изплъзне езика и си дълбоко в лайната ... Hvad er ligheden mellem en Mafia og en tissekone? – Hvis du ikke kan styre din tunge er du i dybt lort Каква е приликата между мафия и беснееща съпруга? Ако не можете да си контролирате езика, сте мъртъв Care este asemanarea dintre Mafie shi cunilignus?... - Un pas greshit... Si ai dat de rahat!!! At slikke fisse At slikke fisse er det samme som at lege med mafian. En forkert bevægelse så er du ude i noget lort.... Sievietes klitors ir kā mafija: Viena nepareiza kustība un Tu esi dirsā
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A man saw a lady with big вrеаsтs. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your вrеаsтs for $1000?"
She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her вrеаsтs for 10 minutes."
Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?"
He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
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Um cara vê uma mulher linda, com seios espetaculares, saltar do ônibus. Corre até ela e pergunta: — Deixaria eu morder seus seios por 50 reais? — Você deve estar maluco — diz a moça. — E por 500...
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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it 'Ваng".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gаy. The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die. So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist. He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realising how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees a half a ciggarette on the ground still burning so the gаy guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"
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Наркоман, пияница и гей излизат от болница. Трима приятели отишли при шаман заради проблемите си. 1на скръндза. Пороци Излизат от комуна вече излекувани - пияница, пушач и гей… Казано им е, че ако се върнат към старите си пороци ще умрат. Ein Schwuler, ein Alkoholiker und ein Raucher wollen aufhören schwul, alkoholabhängig und nikotinsüchtig zu sein. Da kommt eine gute Fee und sagt: An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to... Ein Alkoholiker, ein Kettenraucher und ein Homosexueller sterben alle an ihren Lastern. Da spricht am Himmelstor Petrus zu ihnen: "Na schön, ich gebe euch allen noch eine Chance, aber solltet ihr...
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My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinаl to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot вiggеr than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. So I put my hand around my kid and told him "Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
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Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on.
Girl: Well its wrong...
Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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