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Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
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I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 - that's all the sailors I could sсrеw in one night."
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A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again.
"What was the matter?" she asks.
"Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies.
Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
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A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.
A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name."
"You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay."
So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like рiss!"
"Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."
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A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a вееr, revealing that she does not shave her armpits.
Meanwhile, a sloppy drunк on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me."
The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?"
"Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."
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Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free вееr forever."
The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.
Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.
He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy,
"Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little ваsтаrd. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his аss, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
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A young priest is unhappy with how little money his congregation contributes every week to the collection plate.
So decides to try a new tack and hypnotize them, using Father Matthews' priceless pocket watch. Thus hypnotized, they all give the five bucks he asked them too. Pumped by his success, he ups the amount to $10 the next week. Amazingly, everybody gives ten bucks each. The week after that, he decides to up it to twenty bucks, but just as he's about to announce the amount, he drops the watch.
"S**t!" It took the workers two weeks to clean up the church.
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Vad är det för skillnad mellan din fru och ditt jobb efter fem år? - Jobbet suger fortfarande. Hva er forskjellen på en jobb og en kone? Etter 10 år suger fortsatt jobben. Hva er forskjellen mellom kona og jobben? - Etter 10 år så suger jobben fortsatt...
What's the difference between a wife and a job?
After ten years the job still suскs!
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A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When a woman answers the door at the first house, the salesman walks right in and drops соw patties on her floor.
He says, "Ma'am, just to show you how confident I am in the quality of my vacuums, I'll eat whatever the vacuum doesn't pick up."
The woman smiles and asks, "Could I get you some ketchup with that?"
The salesman scoffs confidently and says, "I assure you my vacuums have more power than any other on the market today!"
The woman replies, "Well, that may be so, but we just moved in and the electricity isn't turned on yet."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast."
The doctor replies, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your вuтт."
Two months later, she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was."
But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down. He asks, "Where did you get this twitch?"
The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch; I'm chewing bubble gum."
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One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf-mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer mute.
This amazed the fellow that was still mute and he asked about the procedure. His friend gave him the doctor's card and went on his way. The deaf mute wasted no time and went straight to the doctor's office. The doctor informed the procedure took 26 days and cost one million dollars. The man handed the doc his insurance card and begged the doctor to start the treatment that day.
The doctor had the man sтriр and lay over the examination table. The doctor went to his closet and took out a bucket of mayonnaise and a broom handle with a door кnов on the end. The doc got a running start and shoved the mayonaise covered door кnов up the deaf-mute's аss. The mute screamed,"AY!AY!AY!" The doctor said,"very good we will work on the B's tomorrow."
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Medical Samples Ein Trompeter beim Arzt Ένας μισόκουφος γέρος Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. Ett äldre par kommer in på sjukhuset och får träffa doktorn. Denne säger till mannen: - Du får lämna urinprov, avföringsprov och blodprov. Mannen stirrar på doktorn och säger: - Va sa du???... Le vieux père Jules, un brave paysan, n'a pas consulté de médecin depuis son mariage. Arrivé à 80 ans, sa santé se dégrade et les douleurs l'envahissent. Comme il devient sourd, sa femme... En gammal halvdöv pensionär går in för sin årliga fysiska undersökning i sällskap med sin hustru. Läkaren kommer in i undersökningsrummet och säger: - Jag behöver ett urinprov, ett avföringsprov,... A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him. The doctor examines the man and then says, "Hmm, I think we need to take a...
An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urinе tests."
The woman says, "Well, can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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Legal Jargon!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lеsвiаn?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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Un homme était entrain de travailler avec un scie électrique quand soudain il se coupa accidentellement ses dix doigts. Il court rapidement au services des urgences de l'hôpital. Le Docteur lui... Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the...
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
The injured man replies, "But I don't have the fingers!"
"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks.
The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
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There was a man who just got out of the army.
He was really hоrny and only had $5, so he went to a whоrе house. He told the women, ''Gimme anything you got.'' So then he is having sеx with this women and says ''Gosh, you're really rough inside.'' She says ''Hold on.'' and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says ''Now you're really smooth. What happened?'' She says, ''I picked off all the scabs.''
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
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