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Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job
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Interviewer: “Name?”
Tarzan: “Me, Tarzan.”
Interviewer: “Married?”
Tarzan: “Wife, Jane.”
Interviewer: “Children?”
Tarzan: “Son, boy.”
Interviewer: “Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?”
Tarzan: “Tarzan, King of the Jungle.”
Interviewer: “Jane’s Whole Name?”
Tarzan: “Jane’s Hole named Рussy.”

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My wife just saw a news article ‘World’s oldest person dies at 114’
“Wow!” she said “…the way medicine and science is going, I bet we have people reaching 150 years old within the next ten years!”
Stupid вiтсh.

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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that sтuрid to appear in front of the man twice.

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Yo Mama's so sтuрid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is sтuрid enough to hit him.

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This time 5 years ago, I asked the most beautiful girl I’ve met out for dinner, today I asked her to marry me, she said no both times.

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So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight…
When do I get my adult supervision?

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My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job.
I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work.

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Yo momma so sтuрid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

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Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman.
“Hey, aren’t you those three escaped convicts?”, asked the policeman.
Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said “no, I’m Mark, Mark Spencer.”
“The second followed his lead and said “My names is William, W H Smith.”
The third said “My name is Ken… Ken Tuckyfriedchicken!

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I went for a self-defence class last night.
The instructor said, “I want you to take me by surprise and attack me.”
So, when I saw him in Sainsbury’s the next day, I threw a tin of beans at his head.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't sтuрid.

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Johnny Cochran walks into OJ Simpson’s hotel room and finds him packing his suitcase. “Where are you planning on going?” asks Cochran. “I’m going to Cancun” replies OJ. “No! No! No!” says Johnny. “I didn’t say that you were going to Cancun! I said…you are going to the can Сооn!”

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He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

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Yo Mama so sтuрid she put a peephole in a glass door!

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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass.
The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration.
Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?"
"No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."

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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.

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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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