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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. Едно семейство отива на нудистки плаж. По едно време идва детето и пита майка си: - Мамо, какви са жените с големи гърди? - Те са прости, моето момче! - А жените с малки гърди? - Те са умни! Момчето задоволено от отговорите отишло да си играе. След малко пак пристига: - Мамо, какви са мъжете с... Mutter und Vater nehmen ihren 6jährigen Sohn mit zum Nacktbadestrand. Als der Junge so am Strand umherläuft, bemerkt er, dass viele Frauen größere Brüste haben als seine Mutter. Also geht er zurück... Pietje gaat met zijn ouders naar een naaktcamping. Als pietje al een dag op de camping is geweest, zegt hij tegen zijn moeder: "Ik heb vrouwen gezien met kleine tieten en met grote tieten." Waarop... Kleine Hendrik gaat met zijn vader en zijn moeder voor de allereerste keer naar het naaktstrand. Ze lopen wat rond over het strand. Hendrik's vader gaat alvast naar de zee. Hendrik kijkt wat rond...
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Die Wunderlampe На един самотен остров останали три блондинки. Търговски представител, администатор и управител на една фирма отишли да обядват заедно. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each... Three men stranded on an island. They were walking across the sand when they came across a magic lamp; they rubbed the lamp and out came a genie. The genie said "you have three wishes but make it... Están tres náufragos solos en una isla desierta y se encuentran una lámpara maravillosa. El genio les dice que les va a conceder un deseo a cada uno. El primero dice: - Deseo irme con mi familia y... Eran tres hombres en una isla desierta, y de pronto se encuentran una lámpara mágica, y los tres hombres la frotan, de pronto sale el genio de la lámpara y les dice a los tres hombres que les va a... Esto son tres amigas que se encuentran en una isla desierta, una es morena, otra pelirroja y la otra rubia y se encuentran una lampara y una de ellas dice: - Yo he oído que si se frota sale un...
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Ollie was trying to sell his car. He was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day, he told his problem to his friend Sven who worked at the gas station. Sven told him, “Ollie, der’s a way ta make selling da car easier, but it ain’t legal.”
“Dat don’t matter,” replied Ollie, “If I can sell da car, dat’s ok.”
“Okay,” said Sven. “Here’s da address of a frienda mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell em I sent you and he vill turn da counter in yer car back ta 50,000 miles. Den it von’t be a problem ta sell yer car anymore.”
The following weekend, Ollie made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, Sven asked Ollie, “Vell, Ollie, did ya sell yer car?”
“No,” replied Ole, “Vy should I sell it, ya duммy? Now it only has 50,000 miles on it.”
- Képzeld még mindig nem tudtam eladni az autómat, senkinek sem kell. Túl sok a 350.000 km, ami benne van. Mire a másik: - Bízd rám, a barátom autószerelő, ő majd visszapörgeti neked a km órát...
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