Στην κόλαση κάθε Πέμπτη Mann kommt in Hölle. Eines Tages starb ein Mann und fand sich in der Hölle wieder. Wie er in Verzweiflung durch die Hölle wandelte traf er zum ersten Mal den Teufel. Teufel: Warum bist du so... Un gars meurt et se retrouve en enfer. Vraiment il ne comprend pas pourquoi et ça l'attriste. Alors qu'il est en face du gardien des portes de l'enfer (ça doit être Zoul ou l'équivalent de St... A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself "I know I led a wild life... Phil wordt wakker in de hel en hij is een beetje slechtgehumeurd. Satan loopt voorbij en spreekt hem hierop aan. Satan: "Awel waarom zo'n lang gezicht?" Phil: "Wat denk je; ten eerste: ik ben dood;... Un uomo muore e va all'inferno. Dopo circa un paio d'ore che se ne sta in disparte a brontolare un diavoletto lo avvicina e gli chiede perchè è cosi triste e sconsolato. L'uomo risponde: ' -... En mand er lige død og står udenfor helvedes dør João morreu e foi parar no inferno. Em clima de desespero O sujeito morre e vai para o inferno. Ao vê-lo com ar entristecido Villaggio turistico in una bella isola tropicale. Un distinto signore si presenta all’animatore del villaggio che gli da’ il benvenuto e gli illustra il programma della settimana: “Salve! Ben... Egy csávó meghal En gammel feinschmecker er død Moare un tip si ajunge in Iad. Vazandu-se acolo
One day a guy died and found himself in hеll. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
The demon asked,
"Why so glum?"
The guy responded,
"What do you think? Im in hеll!"
"Hells not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded.
"Dамn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"Youre gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. Youre already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, " thats awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, youre dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You dont mean . . ."
"Thats right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of сrаск, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, youre dead, who cares!"
"Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation,
"I never realized Неll was such a cool place!"
The demon said,
"You gаy?"
"No."
"Ooooh, youre gonna hate Fridays."
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Στην κόλαση κάθε Πέμπτη Mann kommt in Hölle. Eines Tages starb ein Mann und fand sich in der Hölle wieder. Wie er in Verzweiflung durch die Hölle wandelte traf er zum ersten Mal den Teufel. Teufel: Warum bist du so... Un gars meurt et se retrouve en enfer. Vraiment il ne comprend pas pourquoi et ça l'attriste. Alors qu'il est en face du gardien des portes de l'enfer (ça doit être Zoul ou l'équivalent de St... A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself "I know I led a wild life... Phil wordt wakker in de hel en hij is een beetje slechtgehumeurd. Satan loopt voorbij en spreekt hem hierop aan. Satan: "Awel waarom zo'n lang gezicht?" Phil: "Wat denk je; ten eerste: ik ben dood;... Un uomo muore e va all'inferno. Dopo circa un paio d'ore che se ne sta in disparte a brontolare un diavoletto lo avvicina e gli chiede perchè è cosi triste e sconsolato. L'uomo risponde: ' -... En mand er lige død og står udenfor helvedes dør João morreu e foi parar no inferno. Em clima de desespero O sujeito morre e vai para o inferno. Ao vê-lo com ar entristecido Villaggio turistico in una bella isola tropicale. Un distinto signore si presenta all’animatore del villaggio che gli da’ il benvenuto e gli illustra il programma della settimana: “Salve! Ben... Egy csávó meghal En gammel feinschmecker er død Moare un tip si ajunge in Iad. Vazandu-se acolo