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Una tortuguita comienza penosa y lentamente a subirse a un árbol. Después de varias horas de esfuerzo, cuando llega a la punta, se lanza al vacío y se da un feroz golpe en el suelo. Al rato, la misma tortuguita vuelve a hacer el esfuerzo y lentamente,... Una tortuga se trepaba un árbol , luego se tiraba y ¡¡¡paf!!! Caía al piso. Luego volvía a subir y ¡¡¡ paf!!!! Caía al piso. Se volvia subir y ¡¡¡ paf!!!!...otra vez al piso. Hasta que una pareja... Esto es una tortuga que escala un árbol cuando llega arriba del árbol se va para la rama y en la rama hay dos pájaros y se cae la tortuga, sube el árbol 10 ó 15 veces sube otra vez se va para la... Eine Schildkröte auf dem Baum Eine Schildkröte klettert mühselig einen Baum hinauf und stellt sich auf einen Ast. Sie fängt an, wie wild mit den Armen zu rudern, springt und schlägt mit einem schmerzhaften Plumps auf dem Boden... The little turtle Τα σπουργίτια Una piccola tartaruga si arrampica su un albero fino ad arrivare al primo ramo e poi si butta atterrando di pancia su un mucchietto di foglie secche. Si rialza, torna ai piedi dell'albero e... Una tartaruga si dirige verso il tronco di un albero e comincia a scalare, scalare e scalare. Dopo un'ora raggiunge un ramo abbastanza alto e si butta a pancia in giù. Atterra su una montagnola... Due uccellini adottano una tartaruga e da grande la tartaruga prova a volare... Sale sull'albero e sale, sale, sale e cade; il giorno dopo ritenta e sale sale sale e cade ancora... Allora i due... A tartaruguinha faz um grande esforço e começa a subir numa árvore. Depois de horas de muito esforço, ela consegue alcançar um galho bem baixo, mas escorrega e despenca no chão. Mas ela não... A tartaruguinha começa a subir numa árvore, lentamente, laboriosamente... Depois de muitas horas de esforço ela atinge o topo. Ela dá uma descansadinha e mergulha para baixo, as patas dianteiras e... Mały żółwik wchodzi na wysokie drzewo. Gdy już jest na szczycie rozkłada łapki i skacze po czym z głośnym hukiem spada na ziemię. Kilka razy ponawia próbę, ale za każdym razem kończy tak samo. W... Det var en gång en sköldpadda djupt inne i en skog som klättrade upp i ett träd med mycket möda och besvär. När han kommit till den högsta grenen på trädet kastade han sig ut från grenen för att... Det var en gång en liten sköldpadda som klättrade upp för ett träd djupt inne i skogen. Efter flera timmars ansträngande klättring nådde den lilla sköldpaddan till slut toppen av trädet. Han... Een baby schildpad staat onderaan een boom en begint, na een diepe zucht te klimmen. Een half uurtje later, bereikt hij de hoogste tak van de boom en loopt tot op het puntje van de tak. Hij springt... Er zitten twee vogels in een boom te kijken hoe een schildpad telkens weer uit een boom springt en dan met z'n poten gaat klapperen. Na een tijdje zegt de ene vogel tegen de ander: "Schat ik denk... Den flyvende skildpadde To fugle sidder i et træ og betragter en lille skildpadde der klatrer op i et andet træ. Da den når toppen kaster den sig ud i luften og basker vildt med forbenene, og... Egy kis teknős elkezd felfelé mászni a fán. Nagy nehezen eléri az alsó ágat, végigmászik rajta, majd amikor a végéhez ér, leesik. Pont a hátára esik, a páncélja nagyot koppan. Pár perc múlva... Mažas vėžliukas kabarojasi į medį. Sunkiai jam sekasi, bet šiaip taip užlipo iki pirmos šakos. Tada šoka žemyn ir bando skristi. Nukrenta ant žemės, apsidaužo visas. Bet ir vėl ryžtingai lipa į... Mazs bruņurupucēns izmisīgi mēģina uzkāpt palmā. Viņš rāpjas, krīt zemē, skrāpē bruņas, sasit galvu, atkal mēģina, ar zobiem ķeras koka mizā, nolauž nagu, atkal nokrīt... To visu no palmas vēro...
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A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life.
After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper.
A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately.
On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy.
When she entered the room she stood steal...
She saw her husband nакеd to the center of the room and all the furniture on the corner of the room.
"But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked.
"Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
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Един стар моряк гледа един пънкар, с разноцветно боядисан гребен. Старецот и панкерот A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, "Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?" To this the old man replied, "Yeah,I f*cked a... One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him. "What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" "Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if... Va un viejito por la calle y se tropieza con un muchacho de éstos todo Punk con los pelos parados y pintados de todos colores y vistiendo ropa escandalosa y estrafalaria. El señor se le queda... In der U-bahn sitzt ein alter Mann einem Punker gegenüber, der einen richtig schönen Irokesenschnitt hat. Nach einer Weile fragt der Punker den immer noch guckenden alten Mann: Der Bauer kommt in die Stadt und sitzt neben einem Punk im Bus. Der Alte schaut den Punk mit der roten Kammfrisur die ganze Zeit an. Da raunzt der Punk: „Was guckste denn so doof, alter Sack?“ Der... A Londres, un banquier de la city, très élégant avec chapeau melon, parapluie canne et costume noir rencontre un punk avec les cheveux rouges et verts à un arrêt de bus. Le vieux banquier regarde... Un vieil homme est dans un restaurant. Sur la table d'à côté, il apercoit un punk avec une crète rouge. Il le regarde alors pendant un bon moment. Le punk, agacé par cela, se lève alors et se... Το παγώνι και ο πανκ... A una stazione un vecchio fissa un punk tutto con i capelli colorati e il punk dice: "nonno nella tua vita di merda non hai mai trasgredito?" il vecchio risponde: "si, da giovane mi sono inculato... Um velho entra no ônibus e senta na frente de um punk com mechas verdes, vermelhas, azuis, amarelas. Ele fica olhando para o punk por muito tempo. O punk já irritado pergunta para o velho: — O que foi vovô? Nunca fez nada de diferente quando era jovem? — Fiz sim! Uma vez eu transei com uma arara.... Um senhor de idade senta num banco no ônibus .... bem de frente com um punk de cabelos espetados, compridos, com mechas verdes, azuis, rosa e vermelhas. O senhor fica olhando fixamente sem... En äldre man sitter på en parkbänk i staden när en ung man med spikrakt uppåtstående hår kommer och sätter sig bredvid. Killens hår är gult och grönt med orange och lila strimmor och ögonen är... En äldre man sitter på tåget. Efter en stund kliver det på en punkare med en stor, röd tuppkam och sätter sig mitt emot mannen. Mannen stirrar länge och intensivt på punkaren, och till slut får han... Bij een bushalte staan een oude en een jonge man. De jonge heeft een uitbundige rood-blauw-groene hanenkam en in neus en oren hangen de nodige ringen met kettingen van allerlei soort. De oude man... Gammel mand En gammel mand er ude og køre i tog. Foran ham i kupeén, sidder en punker med håret formet som en hanekam. Den gamle mand stirrer på ham med store øjne i meget lang tid. Det bliver til... Gjort noget helt vildt En gammel mand står på toget og sætter sig i en kupe, hvor der sidder en punker med hanekam og alt, hvad der nu hører sig til en punker. Den gamle mand og punkeren sidder... På en station steg en gammel mand på toget og satte sig ind i en kupé. Her kom han til at sidde overfor en punker med hanekam, øreringe og hele Pivtøjet. De sidder og kigger lidt på hinanden, og... Egy öregember üldögél egy padon. Odaül mellé egy punk csávó a szivárvány színeiben játszó tarajos hajával. Az öreg csak bámul rá. Végül a punk nem bírja tovább és megkérdezi: - Mi van tata, még... Egy öregúr üldögél magában egy padon a parkban, amikor leül mellé egy punk. Az öreg elkezdi nézni a punkot, közelről vizsgálgatva a színesre festett haját. A punk odafordul az öreghez: - Mi van... Akropolyje ant suoliuko sėdi senukas. Netrukus ant to pačio suoliuko prisėda pankas su įspūdingai žalia - geltona - mėlyna - raudona skiautere. Senukas pažiūrėjo į panką, po to dar kartą...
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One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond.
On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen!
"Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?"
"Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog."
"Tell me more" said the priest.
"One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog."
"But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" asked the priest.
"Well" said the frog, "if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again."
"Well, this is your lucky day!" said the priest.
So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow. And lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bead!
"And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defence!"
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”
“We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde.
“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden.
“But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
“Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden. “Take all the debris you want.”
And with that, he left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the other two. “Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?”
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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.
The man replies, “Come on, a dog?”
The owner says, “How about a cat?”
The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!”
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, “I’ve got it! A centipede!”
The man says, “A centipede? I can’t imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay… I’ll try a centipede.”
He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, “Clean the kitchen.”
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and… it’s immaculate!
All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away the counter-tops cleaned the appliances sparkling the floor waxed.
He’s absolutely amazed.
He says to the centipede, “Go clean the living room.”
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room.
The carpet has been vacuumed the furniture cleaned and dusted the pillows on the sofa plumped, plants watered.
The man thinks to himself, “This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!”
Next he says to the centipede, “Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper.”
The centipede walks out the door.
10 minutes later…no centipede.
20 minutes later… no centipede.
30 minutes later… no centipede.
By this point the man is wondering what’s going on.
The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes.
45 minutes later… still no centipede!
He can’t imagine what could have happened.
Did the centipede run away?
Did it get run over by a car?
Where is that centipede?
So he goes to the front door, opens it…and there’s the centipede sitting right outside.
The man says, “Hey! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What’s the matter?!”
The centipede says, “I’m goin’! I’m goin’! I’m just puttin’ on my shoes!”
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up".
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".
The waiter says "Whoa, Тоnто. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shiт, and disappear for the rest of the day."
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic.
The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?”
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!”
The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?”
The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.”
The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!”
The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is suскing it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?”
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one suскing her cone.”
To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
В класната стая учителката пита Иванчо: Иванчо в час по математика. Little Johnny... The Way You Think A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, Little Johnny was doing his work in math class, when his teacher chose him to answer a question. A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."... школа. идет урок математики. учительница: - дети, а теперь решите... Lehrerin zu Fritzchen im Matheunterricht, "Was ist 5 - 2?" Fritzchen weiß es nicht, also will ihm die Lehrerin es veranschaulichen. "Also pass auf, 5 Vögel sitzen auf einer Stange, und du erschießt 2 davon, wie viele bleiben sitzen?" Fritzchen: "Keiner, die anderen fliegen weg." Lehrerin: "Das... Die Lehrerin im Unterricht: „Wenn auf einem Ast drei Vögel sitzen und ich einen abschieße, wie viele sitzen dann noch dort?“ Meldet sich Fritzchen: „Gar keine, Frau Lehrerin!“ – „Aber wieso denn?“... Eine Lehrerin beschließt die Intelligenz ihrer Schüler zu testen. Sie fragt Fritzchen: Wenn auf einem Zaun zwei Vögel sitzen, und ich schieße zweimal, wie viele sind dann tot? Fritzchen: Einer. Die... Der Lehrer stellt seinen Schülern eine Frage: Es sitzen 10 Spatzen auf dem Zaun, einen schieße ich ab. Wie viele bleiben? Alle Schüler rufen laut: „Keiner“ . Lehrer: „Richtig“. Schüler: „Dürfen wir... Im Mathe-Unterricht fragt die Lehrerin den kleinen Otto: "Otto, drei Tauben sitzen auf einer Mauer, eine fliegt weg, wieviele Tauben sitzen denn dann noch auf der Mauer?" Otto antwortet: "Keine... "Une prof dit à son élève : « Il y a 3 oiseaux sur un banc. Je prends un fusil, et je tire sur 1 oiseau. Combien restera-t-il d’oiseaux sur le banc ? » L’élève répond : « Aucun car au coup de fusil les autres oiseaux auront peur donc ils s’envoleront. » Le prof répond : « Ce n’est pas la bonne... Trois femmes sont sur la plage, elles mangent toutes les trois une glace. Mais elles ont une manière différente de la manger. La première la suce; La deuxième l'avale; La troisième la mord.... La maitresse interroge toto : - Il y a 3 oiseaux sur un fil, un chasseur en dégomme un, pan !  Combien en reste t il ? - zéro ! repond toto. - Pourquoi dit la maîtresse ? - Parce qu'avec le bruit... Toto à l’école écoute avec attention le problème posé par la maîtresse : - « Trois oiseaux sont posés sur un fil, un chasseur tire avec son fusil et en tue 2. Combien en reste-t-il ? » Toto, sûr de... Μου αρέσει ο τρόπος που σκέφτεστε... Τρόπος σκέψης Μου αρέσει ο τρόπος που σκέφτεσαι... Στην τάξη του Τοτού έχουν μαθηματικά. Ρωτάει η δασκάλα: Ο Τοτός ήταν στο σχολείο και η δασκάλα έκανε μαθηματικά. Ρωτάει η δασκάλα την Ελενίτσα: - « Ελενίτσα αν κάθονται τρία πουλάκια στο δέντρο και ρίξεις μια πέτρα στο ένα πόσα θα σου μείνουν? Δυο... La maestra in aula: “Vi pongo un problema: sul ramo di un albero ci sono otto uccellini; arriva un cacciatore, spara e ne abbatte tre; quanti uccellini rimangono? Prova tu, Giuseppe”. E Giuseppe:... La maestra: Bambini oggi faremo un esercizio di matematica. - Su di un albero ci sono 10 uccelli; arriva il cacciatore e ne ammazza uno. Quanti uccelli rimangono? Pierino: - Nessuno signora... Öğretmeni Ali'ye sormuş;''Ağacta 5 kuş var birini vurdum,geriye kaç kuş kalmıştır.'' Ali ''Kalmaz öğretmenim,hepsi gürültüden uçar,demiş'' Öğretmeni ''Hayır dersimiz matematik ama düşünüş biçimini... Kadın matematik öğretmeni dersinde öğrencilere sorar: - Bir ağacın dalında 7 tane kuş var. Bir taş attım, iki tanesini vurdum. Geriye kaç tane kuş kalır? Bir öğrenci parmak kaldırır ve cevap verir:... Урок у школі. Вовочка дивиться у вікно і бачить, що у скверику сидять дві молоді жінки і їдять морозиво. Вовочка піднімає руку і каже: - Марія Іванна, можна запитання? Як ви думаєте, яка з цих... Na sala de aula a Professora ( P ) pergunta para o Joãozinho ( J ): Pani w szkole pyta dzieci: - Dzieci, kim chcecie być w przyszłości? Mariola się zgłasza i mówi: - No ja to bym chciała być lekarzem. - A Ty Jasiu? - pyta pani. - Pani profesor - odpowiada Jaś - ja... I skolan frågar fröken: - Det sitter fem kråkor på en gren. Du skjuter en, hur många sitter kvar? Pelle svarar: - Inga. - Ja, sa fröken jag hade tänkt fyra men jag förstår vad du menar. Pelle... Kalles lärare frågade en Kalle. - Om det finns 5 fåglar på en telefonledning och en jägare skjuter ner 2. Hur många är det kvar? - Inga. - Njae... Rätt svar är 2, men jag förstår hur du tänker. -... Fröken frågar Olle: - Det sitter tre fåglar på en gren, du har ett luftgevär och skjuter en, hur många sitter det då kvar? Olle tänkte och svarade: - Ingen! Fröken frågade hur han tänkte då.... Jantje zit op school, vraagt de lerares aan hem: "Jantje er zitten vier vogels op een hekje. Komt er een jager aan en die schiet er een vogel af. Hoeveel vogels zitten er daarna nog op het hekje?... Het is tijd voor de rekenles en de juffrouw vraagt aan Jantje: "Er zitten 6 vogels op een hek, een jager schier er 2 dood hoeveel vogels blijven er over?" "Geen één juffrouw, de anderen vliegen... Læreren: Der sidder 4 fugle på en gren i et træ. Så kommer der en jæger og skyder den ene. Hvor mange er der så tilbage? Peter: Ingen, for de andre flyver væk. Læreren: Nu har vi altså matematik,... Matematika óra. A tanárnő kérdezi a gyerekeket: - Gyerekek! Három veréb ül a villanydróton. Ha az egyiket lelőjük, hány veréb marad a fán? Pistike jelentkezik. - Szerintem egy sem. - Miért nem,... Matekórán a tanárnő feltesz az osztálynak egy kérdést: - Gyerekek, mi történik, ha ül 3 galamb a fán és lelövünk onnan egyet? Pistike majd kiesik a padból úgy jelentkezik, tanárnő fel is szólítja:... Matek óran a tanítónéni a következő feladatot adja a gyerekeknek : - Van három bagoly az ágon, jön a vadász lelő egyet hány marad? Móricka esik ki a padból úgy jelentkezik, a tanitónéni... La ora de matematica invatatoarea ii intreaba pe copii: - Trei vrabii stau pe o craca. Pe una o impuscam. Cite ramin atunci pe craca? - Nici una, pentru ca celalalte isi iau zborul. - Matematic nu... Hodina. Učitelka: „Tak, děti, každý z vás má nějakého koníčka, třeba něco sbíráte. Co sbíráte, děti?” Děti: „Já, prosím, ubrousky.” „Já angličáky.” „Já tácky od piva.” „Já primeráky.” Pepíček: „Já... Skolotāja jautā Pēterītim: - Uz koka sēž 5 vārnas, mednieks nošauj 2, cik vārnu paliek? - Neviena, jo visas izbijās no šāviena trokšņa! - Nu, īstenībā palika 3, bet man patīk tavs domu gājiens....
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In Noah’s ark, on day 3 the animals could no longer hold their sеxuаl desire, so they started having sеx with one another.
But Noah got really angry cause the Ark started shaking dangerously and he decided that it was time to put things in order.
So he ordered that every male should get a card stating the name of his wife and the days they were allowed to mate. So they did…
After a couple of days, during breakfast in the Ark’s cafeteria the monkey said to his wife:
"You’ d better get ready ‘cause next Tuesday you’ll suffer cruelly!"
The female monkey felt really ashamed because all of the animals heard her husband…
The day after, the male monkey said to his wife again: "You’ d better get ready ‘cause next Tuesday you’ll suffer cruelly!"
The female monkey feeling really confused, told Noah what had happened, so Noah called the male monkey in his office and asked for an explanation.
“You кinкy monkey! Why do you insist on disgracing your wife in front of all the other animals?” said Noah
“I am not кinкy sir”, said the monkey “I’m just warning her because I lost my card at a poker game and now the elephant has it…”
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Student: "Sir, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Yes!"
Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"
Teacher: "I don't know."
Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!"
Teacher: "Ok, ask."
Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?"
Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in."
Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in."
Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"
Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?"
Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals."
Student: "No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge."
Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"
Student: "No sir, 1 last question."
Teacher: "Ok!"
Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?"
Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a boat to cross."
Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party..."
Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person..."
Student: "No idea sir..."
Teacher: "It's you because you are on two weeks suspension."
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