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Une femme, excédée par le poids pris depuis des années par son mari, décide de lui dire : - Tu sais que tu as le corps d'un dieu ? - Ah, merci, ma chérie ! - Dommage que ce soit celui de Bouddha ! Un esposo le dice a su mujer - Amor tienes cuerpo de diosa - Hay amor que tierno - Sí, pareces a Buda - J’ai le même corps qu’un dieu grec ! - Boudda n’est pas un dieu grec idiot. - Имам тяло на гръцки бог! - Буда не е гръцки бог Rozmawiają dwie koleżanki: - Mój mąż uważa, że ma ciało greckiego boga. - A ma? - Muszę mu wyjaśnić, że Budda nie jest greckim bogiem. Mein Freund erzählte mir neulich, er habe den Körper eines griechischen Gottes. Ich habe ihn dann aufgeklärt, dass Buddha kein griechischer Gott ist.
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Three fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says,
"My sons a successful doctor. He's so rich, he just bought his best friend a Lamborghini". The second father said,
"My sons a successful hedge fund manager. He's so rich, he just bought his best friend a yacht". The third father says,
"My sons the CEO of a big company. He's so rich he just bought his best friend a castle". Right then, a fourth father walks in and asks what they're talking about. The other three fathers say, "we're talking about our successful sons, what does yours do?" The fouth father says,
"Well my sons a gаy stripper." The other three fathers say, "oh wow, you must be really disappointed." The fourth father replies with, "well not really, he's doing really well. His three boyfriends just bought him a Lamborghini, a yacht, and a castle."
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sеx. Now, Sеx has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sеx.
He said,
"I would like to have one too!"
Then I said,
"But she is a dog!"
He said he didn't care what she looked like.
I said,
"You don't understand. ... I have had Sеx since I was nine years old."
He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sеx at the wedding.
He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.
I said,
"But Sеx has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sеx."
He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone would enjoy having Sеx at the wedding.
The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sеx.
He said that every room in the motel is a place for sеx.
I said,
"You don't understand. ... Sеx keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said,
"Me too!"
One day I entered Sеx in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.
I told him that I was going to have Sеx in the contest.
He said that I should have sold my own tickets.
"You don't understand," I said,
"I hoped to have Sеx on TV."
He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said,
"Your Honor, I had Sеx before I was married but Sеx left me after I was married."
The Judge said,
"Same here!"
Last night Sеx ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning.
I said,
"I'm looking for Sеx." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more dамn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.
Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"
I replied, "Sеx has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely."
And the doctor said,
"Look mister, you should understand that sеx isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."
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