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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is God?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!"
"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
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Падобран Parachute Crap Shoot Bush der Papst und ein Schuljunge Flugzeug stürzt ab Бил Гејтс, Меси, Папата и Македонецот В един самолет пътували четирима души. Президент, Професор, Студент и Старец. По едно време самолетът се развалил и пилота им казал, че има само 3 парашута. Президентът грабнал първия парашут и казал: Ένα βράδυ, ένα Delta αεροσκάφος με δύο κινη τήρες, πετούσε με προορισμό το New Jersey. Στο αεροσκάφος υπήρχαν 5 άτομα - ο πιλότος, ο Michael Jordan, ο Bill Gates, ένας ηλικιωμένος και ένας χίππις. Obama, Renzi, il Santo padre ed un giovane studente stanno rientrando da un viaggio diplomatico in aereo. L'aereo subisce un guasto fatale ed i passeggeri sono costretti a buttarsi con il paracadute. A blonde woman, a priest, a pilot, and a high schooler are all on a crashing plane. An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am... Bush,Haider,der Papst und ein Junge sitzen im Flieger. Plötzlich kommen Turbolenzen auf. Da sagt der Pilot: " Wir stürzen ab! Bitte alle denn Flieger verlassen!" OK es sind 3 Fallschirme aber 4 Personen. Da sagt Bush: " Ich bin der wichtigste und gescheiterste Mann der Welt, ich nehm mir... A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the... Un avión está a punto de estrellarse. Hay cuatro pasajeros en el avión pero solo tres paracaídas. El primer pasajero dice: "Soy Steph Curry, el mejor jugador de la NBA. Los Warriors y mis millones de fans me necesitan, así que no puedo permitirme morir". Coge la primera mochila y salta del avión.... En Norrman, en Amerikan, en Svensk och en Finne på flygresa. Plötsligt stannade motorn. Piloten kom ut från cockpiten med en fallskärm på sig och sa, - Auto piloten är på men motorn har lagt av och eftersom vi flyger över bergen så finns det inte en... Ein Flugzeug ist am Abstürzen. 5 Passagiere sind an Bord, es gibt jedoch nur 4 Fallschirme. Der erste Passagier sagt: "Ich bin Robert Hartlauer, der größte Fotolöwe. Ohne mich werden die... An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need... Een dokter, een advocaat, een kleine jongen en een priester zitten op een zondagochtend in een klein vliegtuigje voor een mooie rondvlucht boven Nederland. Plotseling krijgt het vliegtuigje motor... En präst, en lärare, en hockeyspelare, en student och den dåvarande presidenten Bush befann sig i ett flygplan som höll på att störta och det fanns bara fyra fallskärmar för dem att dela på.... Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the... En un avión iban 4 personas, un político, un sacerdote, un jugador y un niño. Un motor del avión se estaba incendiando, entonces el capitán dice hay 4 paracaídas, uno para mí y los restos son... There are four people on an airplane. The pilot, Hitler, An old man, and a young boy with a backpack. About 20 minutes into the flight the pilot runs out and yells. " The plane is going to... Der var tre mand ombord på en brændende flyver. En advokat, en familiefar og en præst. Desværre ville skæbnen at der kun var to faldskærme ombord. Advokaten begyndte straks at tale sin sag og... En un avión iba el Papa, el presidente Clinton, un atlante, un jipi y la tripulación del avión. En pleno vuelo el avión comenzó a fallar, el capitán del avión se dirigió a los cuatro pasajeros y... In einem Flugzeug sitzen 4 Leute: Trump, ein Egoist, der Papst und ein 10-jähriger Junge. Da kommt der Pilot und sagt: „Es gibt ein Problem mit der Maschine, ihr müsst leider alle abspringen. Ich... There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young... Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world... En tysk, en norrman, en pilot och Bellman var ombord på ett flygplan när det plötsligt fick fel på motorerna. Men det fanns bara tre fallskärmar. Då sa Bellman till piloten: - Här har du. Du får... Donald Trump, ein Geistlicher und ein Pfadfinder fliegen mit einem kleinen Flugzeug, das Motorprobleme bekommt. Der Pilot gibt bekannt: „Wir müssen abspringen. Leider gibt es nur drei Fallschirme.... Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Prins Bernhard en een student zitten met z'n drieën in een vliegtuig. Op een gegeven moment vallen allebei de motoren uit en begint het vliegtuig hoogte te verliezen. Er... 5 Leute sitzen in einem abstürzenen Flugzeug, aber es sind nur 4 Fallschirme an Bord. 1. Ronaldo An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack, New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world's smartest politician, the pilot (also a father), a Boy Scout,... Em um avião estavam Michael Jordan, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, O Dalai Lama e um hippie e 5 para quedas. A certa altura, o piloto aparece e diz: — Senhores o avião está caindo, salve-se quem puder.... Donald Trump ein Prominent ein alter Opa und ein kleines Schulkind sitzen im Flugzeug. Das Flugzeug ist gerade am abstürzen, es gibt aber nur 3 Fallschirme, Donald Trump sagt ich nehme den ersten... Egy repülőgépen utazik Bush, Gorbacsov, Ceaucescu és a Pápa. A gép egyszer csak kigyullad és zuhanni kezd lefelé. A pilóta így szól: - Baj van uraim! Öten vagyunk, és csak négy ejtőernyőnk van.... Aux journées portes ouvertes d'une base militaire, trois personnes ont gagné à une tombola un tour dans un petit avion avec un général de l'armée française. Les gagnants sont: Un scout, un vieil... Čech, Rus, Američan a Brit letí letadlem. Náhle se jim vznítí motor a mají jen tři padáky. Prvního padáku se chytí Rus a vyskakuje se slovy: „Jako příslušník nejinteligentnějšího národa mám právo... Su un aereo c'è Berlusconi, il papa, il pilota, un bambino scout e Bush. L'aereo comincia a precipitare, ma ci sono solo 4 paracaduti. Allora devono decidere chi si deve salvare. Il pilota va... The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the... Ein Österreichischer Pilot, ein Deutscher ein Franzose und ein Russe fliegen in einen Flugzeug. Auf einmal hatte das Flugzeug keinen Sprit mehr. Der Österreicher sagte: "Wir haben nur 3... Obama, Berlusconi, un Papa e un bambino stanno facendo un viaggio in aereo. L'aereo subisce un guasto e i passeggeri si devono buttare con il paracadute ma c'è un problema: ci sono 4 persone e 3... Van e un avion Obama,Cristiano Ronaldo,Zapatero,El papa y un niño de 5 años y llega y dice el piloto que el avion esta teniendo un problema y que hay que saltar pero solo hay 4 paracaidas. Dice... En un avión viaja Ronaldo, la mujer de Bush, Bush, el papa y un niño. Aparece un cartel "Atención, sobre peso, sobre peso" Y Ronaldo dice: - Yo como soy un jugador muy bueno me tengo que salvar.... In einem Flugzeug sitzen, neben dem Piloten, George Bush, Helmut Kohl, der Papst und ein Student. Plötzlich gerät das Flugzeug in heftige Turbulenzen und droht abzustürzen. Von den insgesamt 4... Der Präsident der USA, der klügste Mann der Welt und eine 5.-Klässler (ein kleiner Jung) sitzen im Flugzeug. Plötzlich bekommt das Flugzeug Probleme und fängt an abzustürzen. 3 Fallschirme stehen...
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On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only соw was lying dead in the field.
The situation looked hopeless to her-how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.
When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the соw, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the соw!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.
She said,”I’ve seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sеx with me five times in a row, then I will restore your parents and the соw to you.”
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to get it up again.
So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up.
After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, “If you will have sеx with me ten times in a row, then I will make everything right.”
And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead соw in the field, and his brothers gone.
He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. “I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sеx with me fifteen times in a row.”
The young son replied, “Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?”
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request.
Then he said, “Неll, why not twenty-five times in a row?”
And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, “Why not THIRTY times in a row?”
Finally, she said, “Enough!! Okay, if you will have sеx with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health.”
Then the young son asked, “Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won’t кill you like it did the соw?”
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Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer.
After a few years of this, she looked despairingly at the doctor and said, "Doctor, I don't know how much more of this I can handle. We got us eight kids now and I just don't know how we can go on. I gotta do something about having all these babies or I'll just lose my mind!"
The doctor scratched his head and wondered how to gently instruct the woman on how to curb her ordeal and finally told her to pick up a ten-gallon bucket along with her supplies.
"And every night when you go to bed, I want both of your feet in that bucket and don't take them out until morning."
So the lady was off and all of her problems seemed to be solved.
That next spring, right on cue, she walked into the doctor's office and promptly delivered another child.
"Ma'am, I thought I told you to sleep each night with your feet in a ten-gallon bucket. What happened?"
"Well, you see doctor, the store was all out of ten-gallon buckets, so I just figured two five-gallon buckets would do the trick just the same"
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John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was.
She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious.
She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye.
Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, "I can see your wheels turning Mom and I know what you’re thinking. Rest assured Judy and I are strictly roommates."
A few days later, Judy went to John and said, "You know the beautiful silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since your mother came to dinner I can’t seem to find it. You don’t think she would have taken it, do you?"
"I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure," replied John.
John then sat down and wrote his mother the following letter:
"Dear Mom,
While I’m not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you 'didn’t' take a gravy ladle, the fact remains that ever since you were here for dinner one has been missing.
Love, Your son."
Several days later, John received a reply from his mother which read:
"Dear John,
While I am not saying you 'do' sleep with Judy, and I’m not saying you 'don’t' sleep with her, the fact remains that she would have found the gravy ladle by now if she were sleeping in her own bed.
Love, Mom."
Майка отива на гости на сина си, който живее със съквартирантка. A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a...
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Близнаци Sind das Zwillinge? Близнаци во возот Ein äusserst hässliches Weibsstück kommt mit seinen zwei Kindern in ein Geschäft. Пътува някакъв пич във влака и на някаква гара в купето му влиза семейство – мъж, много грозна жена, пубер на 15 и дете на 6 години. Пътуват си те и по едно време нашия човек пита мъжа: Uma mulher mal-encarada, antipática e muito, muito feia entra nas Lojas Calombo com duas crianças. O gerente da loja, querendo ser gentil, pergunta-lhe: — São gêmeos? A mulher, fazendo uma careta, que faz com que fique ainda mais feia, diz: — Não, paspalho! O mais velho tem 9 e o mais novo tem 7... Ruma, häiritsevä ja huutava nainen oli kaupassa kahden lapsensa kanssa. Hän huutaa lapsillensa ja häiritsee kaikkia kaupassa olijoita kirkuvalla äänellään. Kauppias menee naisen luokse ja yrittää... Una donna davvero brutta ed antipatica, con un'espressione sgradevole ed odiosa, entra in un grande magazzino con i suoi due figli, imprecando contro di loro per ogni minima cosa. La commessa...
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A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "How old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns.
"It is not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "These are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"Those are enough questions, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "All you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card; it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprise and shock now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks.
"Why?"
"Because you got an F in sеx.
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Учителка пита учениците какви ще станат, като пораснат. Сакам да бидам En una clase mixta, llega la profesora y pregunta: Juanito, ¿Qué quieres ser cuando grande? ¡Quiero ser doctor señorita! Muy bien Juanito, ¿Y tú Alejandro? ¡Quiero ser fontanero! Muy bien... Clase mixta. El maestro pregunta a sus alumnos qué quieren hacer de mayores: - Dime tú, Roberto. - Ingeniero, señor profesor. -¿ Y tú, Carlos? - Fontanero, señor profesor. -¿ Y tú, Claro? - Yo... Nauczycielka pyta u uczniów, kim oni zostać w kiedy dorosną. Pietieńka: Będę lekarzem. Koleńka: Będę kosmonautą. Maszeńka: Będę mamą. Wowa: Pomogę Maszeńce stać się mamą. Pita učiteljica đake šta će biti kad porastu. Jovica kaže: - "Ja ću biti ljekar." Stevica kaže: - "Ja ću biti pilot." Milica kaže: - "Ja ću biti mama." A Mujica kaže: - "Ja ću pomoći Milici da bude... La maestra chiede ai bambini cosa vogliono fare da grandi. Roberto: "Diventerò un avvocato!" Mario: "Diventerò un programmatore!" Rita: "Diventerò mamma!" Pierino: ".. E io aiuterò Rita a... Mokytoja klausia mokinių: - Kuo jūs tapsite, kai užaugsite? - Aš būsiu kosmonautas, – sako Antanėlis. - O aš būsiu gaisrininkas, – sako Joniukas. - Aš būsiu mama, – sako Marytė. - O aš padėsiu...
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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands...
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the сосаinе and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!
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One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to кill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to кill one chicken.
"That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Неотдавна бил открит магазин, в който жените можели да си изберат и да си купят мъж. Избор на сопруг Открит е магазин, в който се продават мъже. ERKEKLERİN gidip kendilerine bir EŞ bulabilecekleri bir mağaza açılmıştır. Недавно открылся магазин, где женщины могут выбрать и купить себе мужа. У входа висит свод правил работы магазина следующего содержания. Στη Νέα Υόρκη άνοιξε ένα καινούργιο κατάστημα μόνο για κυρίες οι οποίες μπορούν να πάνε και να διαλέξουν σύζυγο. Foi inaugurada em Nova Iorque a novíssima Loja de Maridos, uma nova e incrível loja, onde as damas vão escolher um marido. Na entrada, as clientes recebem instruções de como a loja funciona: A New York è stato appena aperto un nuovo negozio dove le donne possono scegliere e comprare un marito. All’entrata sono esposte le istruzioni su come funziona il negozio: Ett äkta make-supervaruhus öppnade nyligen där kvinnor kunde gå och välja en make bland många män. Det består av fem våningar, där männens positiva egenskaper ökade ju längre upp man kom. Den enda... Tijdens hun vakantie komt een groep vriendinnen een vijf sterren hotel tegen met een bord waarop staat: "Alleen voor vrouwen". Aangezien ze allemaal zonder hun vriendjes en echtgenoten zijn,... I New-York har det öppnat en butik som säljer äkta män. Dit kan kvinnor gå för att finna sig en man. Vid ingången står följande instruktion; "Du kan endast besöka denna butik en gång. Det är sex...
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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.
The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy.
So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter.
They throw out a pistol. “Throw out more!” shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle.
“More!” he cries again.
They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport.
They get into a jeep and drive off.
Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who’s crying.
They ask him why he’s crying and he says “A pistol hit me on the head!”
They drive more and meet another boy who’s crying even harder.
Again they ask why and the boy says, “A rifle hit me on the head!”
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who’s laughing hysterically.
They ask him, “Kid, what’s so funny?” The boy replies, “I sneezed and a house blew up!”
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