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Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor. When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill's wife isn't wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife follows him and asks, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
John admits that he did. She says, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."
They decide that John should come to her house around 2 p.m. on Friday while Bill is at work.
On Friday, John arrives at 2 p.m. He pays Bill's wife $100. They go to the bedroom, have sеx and then John leaves.
When Bill comes home at 6 p.m., he asks his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replies, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Bill asks, "Did he give you $100?"
She thinks, "Oh hеll, he knows!" Finally she says, "Well, yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."
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En berusad man kommer in i en katolsk kyrka. Han går in i biktstolen och sätter sig utan att säga nåt. För att få mannen att tala hostar prästen. När detta inte lyckas knackar han i väggen några gånger. Mannen tar då till orda: - Det hjälper inte... Un homme ivre chancelait en bas de la rue principale de la ville. De façon inimaginable, il arriva à monter les escaliers d'une cathédrale et rentra dans le lieu ou il sortit quelques flatulences.... Hasse hade varit ut och firat med sina kompisar, med en rejäl barrunda på stan. Hasse var rejält på lyran och begav sig hemåt, men av någon anledning vinglar han in i kyrkan. Han går in och sätter... Ein Betrunkener betritt den Beichtstuhl. Als der Pfarrer den Vorhang beiseite schiebt und durch das Gitter schaut, sagt der Betrunkene: "Brauchst' gar nicht zu fragen, hier ist auch kein... Kommt ein Bayer besoffen in die Kirche eines besonders konservativen Priesters. Ganz im Suff prostet der Bayer den Apostelstatuen zu: „Na Jungs, auch für’n Wein hier“? Erbost wer diesen heiligen... A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally,... A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a... Un tizio piuttosto alticcio entra in una chiesa e si fionda dentro un confessionale e non proferisce parola. Il prete tossicchia per attirare la sua attenzione ma lui continua a rimanere in... Eνας μεθυσμένος μπαίνει σε μία καθολική εκκλησία. Προχωρώντας στο διάδρομο τελικά μπαίνει στο εξομολογητήριο. Ο ιερέας της εκκλησίας βλέπει όλο το σκηνικό και θέλοντας να βοηθήσει τον μεθυσμένο,... Jos, die een beetje teveel gedronken heeft, waggelt een kerk binnen. Hij gaat in het hokje van de biechtstoel zitten, ... en zegt niets. De verbijsterde priester hoest om zijn aandacht te trekken.... En half dronken man komt toegestroomd in de kerk en gaat in een biechtkamer. Enkele minuten later komt de pastoor bij hem zitten en wacht... maar hij krijgt geen antwoord. De pastoor klopt even... Un ivrogne entre dans une église et se précipite dans le confessionnal. Voyant la scène et concluant avec légitimité que le visiteur a du commettre un gros péché, le prêtre de service rejoint à... Een dronken man loopt de kerk in, neemt plaats in de biechtstoel en zegt verder niets. De pastoor kucht eens om de aandacht van de man te trekken, maar het blijft verder stil. In een laatste poging... Пиян влиза в църква и се втурва в изповедалнята. Виждайки сцената падрето решава, че посетителят трябва да е извършил голям грях, и на свой ред влиза в изповедалнята. Изчаква търпеливо няколко... Ένας μπεκρής μπαίνει στο εξομολογητήριο, σε μια καθολική εκκλησία, (ξέρετε απ αυτά τα κουβούκλια, όπου ο εξομολογητής δε βλέπει. - Υποτίθεται- τον εξομολογούμενο), κάθεται και δε λέει τίποτα. Ο... Beül a gyóntatófülkébe egy részeg pasi. Miután már hosszabb ideje nem szól semmit, a pap köhint egyet... Semmi... Megint köhint egyet... Semmi... A pap lassan elveszíti a türelmét és elkezd kopogni... Vine unu' mort de beat, intră într-o biserică catolică, discută puţin cu statuile, după care intră în confesional şi se aşează pe scaun... Stă preotul ce stă, tuşeşte puţin... Ăsta nimic... Mai stă... Neki pijanac jedva dotetura do crkve. I... Uđe u ispovijedaonicu. Nakon nekoliko trenutaka svećenik se zakašlje da mu skrene pozornost. Pijanac ne reagira... Svećenik, sada već malo i nervozan zbog... A drunk staggers in a Catholic church late one night and collapses in the confessional. Next morning he’s awoken by the sound of the priest entering the cubicle next to him. The priest addresses...
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A guy dies and is sent to hеll.
Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis.
Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing.
After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hеll, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me."
The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected.
But finally he decides to inspect the area.
Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around.
Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hеll from an area underneath, and there is hеll as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone.
Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!"
The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
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