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Interviewer: Do you speak english? Αχμέτ Χουσεϊν Temel Amerika'ya gelir uçaktan iner pasaport olayı filan falan - Do you speak English? Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" — Qual o seu nome? Neulich bei der Einwanderungsbehörde:,"Name?","Abu Dalah Sarafi.","Sex?","Four times a week.","No, no, no... male or female?","Male, female... sometimes camel..." No balcão da Alfandega: Seu nome ? Abu Abdalah Sarafi. Sexo? Quatro vezes por semana. Não, não, não! Homem ou mulher? Homem, mulher. Algumas vezes camelo. - Name? - Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri. - Sex? - Four times a week - No, no, male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel... En man som är dålig på engelska kommer in på en arbetsförmedling i Holland för att söka jobb! - Name - Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No, no, no, male or female? - Male,... Q: Your name please? A: Abdul Aziz Q: Sex? A: Yes. Two times every week. Q: No no. I mean, Male or Female? A: Not matter. Sometimes also camel ! An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Cow, sheep, animals in... An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al Rahzib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no...I mean Male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep,... Q: Naam? A: Abdul Asis Q: Sexe? A: Ja iedere week 2 keer. Q: Nee, ik bedoel man of vrouw? A: Maakt niet uit, soms ook kameel. En la oficina árabe le atienden por teléfono: - ¿Me dice su nombre, por favor? - Jawad Gadaff - ¿Sexo? - 1 vez al día, pero no siempre. - ¡No, hombre, no! Me refiero, ¿hombre o mujer? - Correcto,... All’Ufficio Immigrazioni: – Nome? – Mhoamhed. – Sesso? – 5 volte alla settimana. – Ma non in quel senso: maschio o femmina? – No importa, a volte anche con cammelli. Chiedono a Gheddafi: "ciao, nome?" e lui: "Gheddafi", e poi: "sesso?" e lui risponde: "cinque volte al giorno!" e loro chiedono: "con maschio o femmina?" e lui: "va bene anche cammello!". - NAME? - Muhjmatil Ahmed. - SEX? - Three times a week! - NO, I MEAN; MALE OR FEMALE? - Doesnt matter. Sometimes even with camel... - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no! I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel... - Holy cow! - Yes. Cow, sheep... animals in general. - But isn't... An Arab at the airport: - 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' - 'Sex?' - 'Three to five times a week.' - 'No, no... I mean male or female?' - 'Male, female, sometimes camel.' - 'Holy cow!' - 'Yes, cow,...
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- Je vous serais reconnaissant, dit un buraliste à un monsieur, de ne pas fumer dans ce magasin. - Il me semble que si vous vendez des cigarettes, la moindre des choses serait d'autoriser vos... Влегува Цветко во продавница, си купува цигари, ги отвара и пали една. Продавачот му вика: - Извинете господине, тука не се пуши! - Е како продавате цигари, а не се пуши? - Епа, ние и тоалетна... Bemegy egy fickó a benzinkút shopjába és vesz egy doboz cigarettát. Kifizeti, majd egyből kivesz egy szálat és rágyújt. Az eladó figyelmezteti: - Elnézést uram, de itt nem gyújthat rá! - Miért,... Inne på en affär: - Ursäkta, man får inte röka här inne. - Men ni säljer ju cigaretter... - Vi säljer toapapper också...
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Едно момиче подсушавало с хавлията своето мокро коте. На нея и харесвало много, затова започнало да търка по енергично, докато ... котето измяучило и избягало. Изводи: 1. Бъдете нежни с животните. 2, Бъдете с чисто съзнание
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Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?
She asks, "What?"
"Sеx!!!"
Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fаrт, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Howard says,
"But it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood. Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O. K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident-who was holding Howard's manhood!
Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?!"
Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
Τι έχει αυτή; Num asilo de velhos, um ancião se dirigiu a uma colega: Dans une maison de retraite, un petit couple de vieux se forme. Georgette en Marcelleke wonen beiden in een bejaardentehuis, en hebben iets met elkaar. Ze zijn beide 96 jaar en aan hun rolstoel gekluisterd. Elke avond hebben ze een afspraakje in de TV zaal.... An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each other’s company. After about 3 weeks of getting to know... Bob vieillit et ses enfants ont décidé de le placer dans un centre de vie assistée. Bob était d'abord réticent à y aller. La femme de Bob était décédée plusieurs années plus tôt, mais lorsque ses... En 92-årig man flyttade in på ett ålderdomshem där han mötte en 90-årig kvinna och det var kärlek vid första ögonkastet. Efter att ha tillbringat ett par veckor tillsammans sa mannen: - Vi har ju... Duas velhinhas resolveram fazer uma aposta para ver quem conquistaria um velhinho amigo delas: A Joana ligou para o José e disse: — Vamos assistir ao jogo amanhã. Eu pago a tua entrada, a tua... C'est un couple de petits vieux qui se forme dans une maison de retraite. C'est Robert et Jacqueline. Un jour, Robert dit à Jacqueline : - Écoutes Jacqueline, j'ai un fantasme : c'est que tu me... Georgette et Marcel sont pensionnaires d'une maison de retraite et ils ont une relation. Ils ont tous les deux 95 ans et ils sont cloués sur leur fauteuil roulant. Chaque soir ils ont un... O n Fred’s 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks home, came into his room and unzipped his pants. She the proceeded to strip him of his pants and skivvies.... Un uomo e una donna, anziani e vedovi, si incontrano spesso al parco. Parlano, ridono e insomma si stanno simpatici. Un giorno l’uomo le chiede se, cosi’ tanto per fare qualcosa, gli terrebbe un... Un mos la azil ii povesteste unei colege ca raposata sotie ii tinea pu*a in maini la culcare si numai asa putea sa adoarma. Batrana miloasa ii ajuta deci si ea sa poata dormi mosul. Si intr-adevar... Senelių namuose susidraugavo du senukai. Vyras tarė: - Mes per seni, kad užsiimtumėm seksu. Tai gal bent gali kurį laiką palaikyti mano „džiaugsmelį“? Moteris nematė nieko blogo – ir taip jie pora... Всяка вечер в Клуба на пенсионера бай Гошо има среща с баба Пена пред телевизора за любимия сериал. Докато тече сериалът, баба Пена държи бай Гошо за оная му работа. Една вечер обаче бай Гошо не...
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hat is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Vad är det för skillnad mellan en katolsk präst och acne? Acne kommer inte i ansiktet på dig före att du är över 12 år gammal What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem katholischen Priester und Akne? Akne kommt erst auf dein Gesicht, wenn du 13 bist. What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face. Mitä eroa on aknella ja katolisella papilla? Akne ei yleensä tule kuusivuotiaan naamalle. Quelle est la différence entre un prêtre et de l'acnée ? L'acnée attend que tu ais au moins 12 ans avant de venir sur ton visage.
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Валентајн На 14 февруари мъж влиза в аптеката: Аптека в День всіх закоханих: - Доброго дня. - Закінчилися! 14 februarie. La Farmacie intra un client: - Buna ziua. As vrea Si eu... - S-au terminat! il intrerupse Brusc farmacista. 14 февраля, аптека. - Здравствуйте! - Закончились!
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