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Trois amis font une croisière en bateau
Ein Luxemburger und Franzose finden sich nach einem Flugzeugabsturz im tiefen Dschungel wieder. Sie begegnen zwei Affen und fragen sie in ihrer Verzweiflung nach dem Weg hinaus aus dem Dickicht. Die Affen antworten:
Um dia um japonês um brasileiro e um português estavam perdidos na floresta e foram encontrados por canibais
En dansk
Un avion diplomatique s'écrase dans la jungle. On compte trois rescapés
Det var en gang to oppdagelsesreisende var på tur i jungelen. I jungelen ble de tatt til fange av kannibaler. Da sa kannibalhøvdingen at dei skulle få slippe fri dersom de klarte to oppgaver
3 schiffbrüchige Engländer stranden auf einer Kannibaleninsel im indischen Ozean. Sie werden relativ schnell von den Kannibalen bemerkt und dann auch gefesselt. Der Kannibalenstamm hat eine...
Det var en gång en svensk
Der var engang to mænd
Suomalainen
Kanibaler To forskere går rundt ude i junglen
Det var en gang en norsken
Una nave è naufragata in mezzo all’oceano e sono sopravvissuti solo in 3. Tutti e tre si ritrovano su un’isola sperduta dove vengono minacciati con le lance dagli indigeni
C'es deux naufragés qui échouent sur la plage d'une île
Depois de um acidente de Helicoptero três caras caem em uma ilha de canibais. O chefe vendo aqueles três intrusos retruca: — Vocês serão nosso jantar! O 1° que era o Brasileiro sacana fala: — Pô...
Foram parar em uma ilha
Um avião cai em alto mar totalmente lotado
Estaban 1 venezolano 1 italiano y 1 estado unidense y van a una isla desierta y se encuentran a unos canibales Entonces le dicen busquen 10 de la fruta q kieran y traiganmela entonces el venezolano...
Estaban en el antepenúltimo día de la última cena y Jesus dice: - Bueno mañana todos me traen una fruta y el que me llegue tarde se la mete por el cu....... Al siguiente día llega Pedro con unas...
Three men are shipwrecked on a deserted island. or so they think its not really deserted
Three men are stranded on an island. They are close to starvation
Three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind. The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says "shove them up...
Um Chinês
Lá pelos tantos anos de vida
Em uma determinada festa para se entrar tinha que levar vinte frutas e chegar na hora marcada(8:00) nem um minuto a menos ou mais. Se não as frutas eram enviadas no cú. Logo
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your вuтт showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"
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What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
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2 cannibals having dinner.
1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew."
2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
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Kannibalen als Programmierer
Петима канибали започват работа в много голяма IT фирма.
5 людоедов устроились на работу в очень крупную фирму.
Em Nairobi
Bir bilgisayar firmasında 5 tane yamyam
Op Landsverdediging stelt men 5 kannibalen te werk als programmeur. Op hun eerste werkdag moeten ze bij André Flahaut komen en die zegt: "Ge moogt hier komen werken en veel geld verdienen
Un grupo de caníbales expertos en telefonía y redes fue contratado por una gran empresa de Telecomunicaciones. - ¡Ahora forman parte de un gran equipo! Dijo el responsable de RR.HH. durante el acto...
En kannibal från Afrika sökte jobb som städare på ett stort kontor. Eftersom det inte fanns några andra sökande så fick han jobbet. Dessutom lovade han ta med sig några kompisar som skulle hjälpa...
Dans une société de services
På et kontor bliver 5 kannibaler ansat som kontorassistenter. Ved tiltrædelsen siger chefen: - I har nu fast arbejde
Viisi kannibaalia sai töitä kaupungin virastosta. Ensimmäisenä päivänä pomo toivotti heidät tervetulleiksi: "Olette kaikki meidän tiimiämme. Olkaa ahkeria ja voitte ansaita täällä hyvin ja edetä...
V jedné firmě zaměstnali 5 kanibalů. Při oficiálním přivítání jim šéf povídá: "Můžete tu pracovat
Five cannibals from Papua New Guinea are listed in one company as Programmer hired.
When greeting the cannibals, the boss says to them:
′′ You can now work here, earn good money and go to the Going to eat in our canteen. So leave the other staff in peace."
The cannibals vowed high and holy no colleagues to harassing. After four weeks the boss comes back to them and says: ′′ You work very well. However, we are missing a cleaning lady, Do you know what happened to this one?"
The cannibals all answer ′′ no ′′ and swear with the thing to have nothing to do. When the boss is gone ask the upper cannibal the rest of the squad:
′′ Which one of you ate the cleaning lady?"
In the back, the last one is very small:
′′ It was me..."
Says the upper cannibal:
′′ You idiот, we've been feeding on group leaders for four weeks, Department managers, department managers, project managers and Controllers so nobody will notice and you have to sucker eating the cleaning lady!"
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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an aunteater.
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Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his аss.
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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