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Намерих това в стаята на приятелката ми. Тя каза J ai retrouvé ça dans la chambre de ma meuf... Elle me dit que c'est l'emballage d'un chocolat
I found this in my girlfriend's room... She tells me it's a chocolate wrapper
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Когато си взимеш душ Cuando te bañas para ir a ver a tu novio
When you take a shower to go see your boyfriend, and your husband asks you for a quickie
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Когато си на погребението на мъжа си и друго момиче плаче по-силно от теб
When You're At Your Man's Funeral And Another Girl Is Crying Harder Than You
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Когато започнеш работа като шофьор на Uber и оставиш някакъв тип пред къщата на приятелката си... Кога ќе почнеш да работиш како возач на Uber и оставиш некој тип пред куќата на девојка ти... Cuando empiezas a trabajar como conductor de Uber y dejas a un tipo en la casa de tu novia... Когда начинаешь работать водителем Uber и высаживаешь парня у дома своей девушки... Wenn du als Uber-Fahrer anfängst zu arbeiten und einen Typen vor dem Haus deiner Freundin absetzt... Quand tu commences à travailler comme chauffeur Uber et que tu déposes un gars chez ta copine... Όταν αρχίζεις να δουλεύεις ως οδηγός της Uber και αφήνεις κάποιον τύπο στο σπίτι της κοπέλας σου... Quando inizi a lavorare come autista Uber e lasci un tipo a casa della tua ragazza... Uber şoförü olarak çalışmaya başlayıp sevgilinin evine bir adam bıraktığında... Коли починаєш працювати водієм Uber і підвозиш хлопця до дому своєї дівчини... Quando começas a trabalhar como motorista da Uber e deixas um tipo na casa da tua namorada... Kiedy zaczynasz pracę jako kierowca Ubera i zostawiasz jakiegoś faceta pod domem swojej dziewczyny... När du börjar jobba som Uberförare och släpper av en kille vid din flickväns hus... Wanneer je begint als Uber-chauffeur en je zet een vent af bij het huis van je vriendin... Når du begynder at arbejde som Uber-chauffør og sætter en fyr af ved din kærestes hus... Når du begynner å jobbe som Uber-sjåfør og slipper av en fyr ved kjæresten din sitt hus... Kun alat työskennellä Uber-kuljettajana ja jätät jonkun miehen tyttöystäväsi talolle... Amikor elkezdesz Uber-sofőrként dolgozni Când începi să lucrezi ca șofer Uber și lași un tip la casa iubitei tale... Když začneš pracovat jako řidič Uberu a vysadíš nějakého chlapa u domu své přítelkyně... Kai pradedi dirbti „Uber“ vairuotoju ir nuveži kažkokį vyrą prie savo merginos namų... Kad sāc strādāt par Uber vadītāju un atstāj kādu čali pie savas draudzenes mājas... Kad počneš raditi kao vozač Ubera i ostaviš nekog tipa kod kuće svoje djevojke...
When you start working as an Uber driver and drop a guy off at your girlfriend's house...
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Когато ти каже Кога ќе ти каже дека ја поминала вечерта со другарки... ама ти работиш во криминалистичката лабораторија Cuando te dice que pasó la noche соn sus amigas... pero tú trabajas en la policía científica Когда она говорит Wenn sie dir sagt Quand elle te dit qu'elle a passé la soirée avec des copines... mais toi tu travailles à la police scientifique Όταν σου λέει ότι πέρασε το βράδυ με φίλες... αλλά εσύ δουλεύεις στην αστυνομική επιστημονική υπηρεσία Quando ti dice che ha passato la serata соn le amiche... ma tu lavori nella polizia scientifica Sana akşamı kız arkadaşlarıyla geçirdiğini söylediğinde... ama sen olay yeri incelemede çalışıyorsun Коли вона каже Quando ela te diz que passou a noite com as amigas... mas tu trabalhas na polícia científica Kiedy ona mówi När hon säger att hon tillbringade kvällen med sina väninnor... men du jobbar på kriminaltekniska Wanneer ze je zegt dat ze de avond met vriendinnen heeft doorgebracht... maar jij werkt bij de forensische politie Når hun siger Når hun sier hun har vært sammen med venninnene hele kvelden... men du jobber i kriminalteknisk Kun hän sanoo viettäneensä illan ystäviensä kanssa... mutta sinä työskentelet rikosteknisessä poliisissa Amikor azt mondja Când îți spune că a petrecut seara cu prietenele... dar tu lucrezi la poliția criminalistică Když ti řekne Kai ji tau sako Kad viņa saka Kad ti kaže da je provela večer s prijateljicama... ali ti radiš u kriminalističkoj policiji
When she tells you she spent the evening with her girlfriends... but you work in forensic science
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Весела математика Умен мъж + глупава жена = романс Akıllı erkek + Akıllı kadın = Aşk Romantische logica Slimme man + slimme vrouw = romance Slimme man + domme vrouw = affaire Domme man + slimme vrouw = huwelijk Domme man + domme vrouw = verwachten een baby Kantoorlogica...
The Mathematics of Love.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.
"What are you doing?'' says her boyfriend.
"Shut up! You're next!"
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This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day.
She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in. He asks, ''What the hеll are you doing?'' Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.'' The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're nакеd.'' Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.'' The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!'' The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a nакеd man jumping around and clapping. The husband asks,'' What in the hеll are you doing?'' He replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.'' The husband looks him over and says,''But you're nакеd.'' The man looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little ваsтаrds.''
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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
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Would you cheat on your wife?
On whom else would I be cheating?!
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Ќе живеам? Ποιότητα ζωής Mann beim Arzt: Иванчо отива при доктора: Patient: "Doctor Jeg vil gerne blive 100 år. - ”Doktor Un barbat la doctor: - Domnule doctor
Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you eat too much?
No.
Do you go to bed late?
No.
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.
Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
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A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."
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One day A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect The following conversion took place in a Polish church. Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife. Priest: Why my son? Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me. Priest: What makes you say this?...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to кill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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Two blondes were talking in heaven, they were discussing how they died. The first blonde said 'I had a heart attack, my family has a long line of heart disease, I guess it was my time.' The second blonde said ' oh.. I froze to death, it was NOT the way I wanted to die, its too late now.' 'the first blonde asked, 'what is it like to freeze to death?' 'It is cold, but soon its kinda peaceful, once you know you're dying. What happened before you had your heart attack? 'the first blonde answered ' I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I went home early. my car is really old, so my husband probably could hear me pull into the driveway. That give his girlfriend plenty of time to hide. when I walked into the house, it was quiet. I ran up to out bedroom and found my husband watching tv in bed. I could see a glimpse of a вrа underneath our bed that definitely wasn't mine, so I immediately accused him of cheating, and I ran around the house to find the hое. I checked in every room, but when I got to the attic, I had a heart attack that instantly killed me.' the second blonde moaned 'shame, if you had only looked in the freezer, we would both still be alive.'
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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sеx with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"
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In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire. A Nigerian family of six соn artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire. Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television. They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived. The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."
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It gets kinda awkward when you’re stuck slap ваng in the middle of a couple starting a full blown argument right in front of you…
They could have at least waited for me to pull my pants up and leave their bedroom first.
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If you're 13 and under and have a Twitter that's cheating.
You have to start from Myspace, to Facebook, then Twitter. Just like everyone else.
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