Sotia ajunge acasa de la cumparaturi si
Une femme rentre tôt chez elle et trouve son mari dans leur chambre en train de faire l’amour avec une jeune Femme belle et S E X Y. ? Espèce de porc ! Comment peux-tu me faire ça à moi
Soţia venind de la piaţă îşi găseşte soţul în pat cu o tipă tînără. Acesta sare în picioare şi strigă: - Dragă
Een vrouw komt thuis uit de stad en vindt haar man in bed met een lekker jong ding. Net voordat ze furieus de deur uit kan rennen zegt haar man tegen haar: “Wacht even
You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!” And Раddy (for it was he) replied, “Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened.
“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, ” but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”
And Раddy began -
“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirтy.
She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirтy and full of holes so threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sеxy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use, just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same…”
Here Раddy took a quick breath and continued, “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
“Please, ….. do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use”