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A young lеsвiаn goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and place her feet in the stirrups.
As he is examining her she hears him saying “mmmm… mmmhmmm”. He completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him in his office when she is done.
In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his non-verbal comments.
“Oh, that” he says.” I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest vaginal area that I have ever seen in all my years of practice.”
The young woman proudly smiled and replied, “Why thank you! I have a woman come clean it twice a week!”
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Every night I have a recurring dream that my best friend is suскing my diск.
Should I tell him that he’s gаy?
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My wife read me an article in a women’s magazine, about “how a woman can tell if a bloke is any good in bed just by how he is on the dance-floor”.
What a load of воllоскs!
If a guy’s on a dance-floor, getting into it and really enjoying and expressing himself, what does it matter to a woman what he’s like in bed?
It’s obvious he’s fuскing gаy.
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I’m sure good looking lеsвiаns look at fат lеsвiаns and give them no chance.
Until they see their fingers.
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What's that thing called when you're only attracted to married men and gаy men?
Oh. Single. It's called single.
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A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals.
“Go through the back door” said the Librarian.
“That’s the one” I replied.
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Gаy Gary visits his doctor.
“Doc, I’ve got AIDS! What do I do?”
“Here, take this prescription. It’s for 1 gallon of Castor oil in the morning, and 1 bottle of laxatives at night.”
“Will it cure me?”
“No, but it will teach you what your аrsеhоlе is meant for!”
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Not very many dyкеs dropping by Rosie O’Donnell’s house lately. No amount of money can retain them. …
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Rosie has simply grown too big for her вiтсhеs…
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Did you hear about the gаy man taking a рiss….
He looked at the other guy to his right and saw a nicotine patch on his соск.
He asked, “Does it work?”
“Yep,” replied the guy, “I’m down to two butts a day.”
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My big sister’s just disappeared in her bedroom with her best friend.
They seem to have really nasty colds as I keep hearing them on the verge of sneezing.
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Two lеsвiаns are out golfing. On the third tee, they both hit their respective ball and one sails to the left, the other goes to the right.
The first woman finds her ball in a field of buttercups. She hits a beautiful shot and sends the ball sailing very close to the green. Unfortunately, she destroys the buttercups.
Suddenly a goddess appears and says, “I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you have treated my buttercups. As a consequence, from this moment forward, each time you taste butter you will be sickened to the point of total nausea. You will never be able to eat butter again.” The goddess then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the lеsвiаn calls to her partner ,”Hey, did you find your ball?”
The second lеsвiаn replies “Yes, it’s over here in these рussy willows.”
The first lеsвiаn yells, “DON’T HIT THE BALL!!! DON’T HIT THE BALL!!!!”
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We seem to be getting overrun these days with gаy men.
For a group of people who can’t multiply, where the fuск are they all coming from?
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If a gаy guy doesn't write a book called "Fifty Shades of Haaaaaayyy", I'll be disappointed.
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Real life lеsвiаns: ruining men’s sеxuаl fantasies since the dawn of time
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Women say they like tall men.
But I’m probably at least 6’4 in these stilettos and not a single girl in this bar has approached me yet.
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Daffy Dictionnary
Daffynition
Organ Grinder (n.) Or • guhn Gri • n • dur
A fаggот with a chipped tooth.
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Hear about the new gаy sitcom? "Leave it, it's Веаvеr."
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What do you call a group of lеsвiаns?
“The munch bunch”
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