There were two secretaries that worked at this very large company. They didn’t know one another very well, but were friendly at work.
It was vacation time and they stood before the vacation schedule to see when they had time off. They noticed that their vacation days were the same.
Both were single, so after discussing their plans, they decided they could save money on a trip by going together.
They chose an exotic island getaway and on the way there, they soon discovered all they had in common. After a long flight, they checked into their single bedroom and decided to call it a night.
As they lay in bed, the one girl leaned close to the other, placed her arm around her seductively and said, “I really need to tell you Something and I’m going to be frank..”
Suddenly, the other girl rose up and said, “NO, I want to be Frank!”
Two lеsвiаns are out golfing. On the third tee, they both hit their respective ball and one sails to the left, the other goes to the right.
The first woman finds her ball in a field of buttercups. She hits a beautiful shot and sends the ball sailing very close to the green. Unfortunately, she destroys the buttercups.
Suddenly a goddess appears and says, “I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you have treated my buttercups. As a consequence, from this moment forward, each time you taste butter you will be sickened to the point of total nausea. You will never be able to eat butter again.” The goddess then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the lеsвiаn calls to her partner ,”Hey, did you find your ball?”
The second lеsвiаn replies “Yes, it’s over here in these рussy willows.”
The first lеsвiаn yells, “DON’T HIT THE BALL!!! DON’T HIT THE BALL!!!!”