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Did you hear about the gаy man taking a рiss….
He looked at the other guy to his right and saw a nicotine patch on his соск.
He asked, “Does it work?”
“Yep,” replied the guy, “I’m down to two butts a day.”

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Not very many dyкеs dropping by Rosie O’Donnell’s house lately. No amount of money can retain them. …
…
Rosie has simply grown too big for her вiтсhеs…

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Gаy Gary visits his doctor.
“Doc, I’ve got AIDS! What do I do?”
“Here, take this prescription. It’s for 1 gallon of Castor oil in the morning, and 1 bottle of laxatives at night.”
“Will it cure me?”
“No, but it will teach you what your аrsеhоlе is meant for!”

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A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals.
“Go through the back door” said the Librarian.
“That’s the one” I replied.

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What's that thing called when you're only attracted to married men and gаy men?
Oh. Single. It's called single.

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I’m sure good looking lеsвiаns look at fат lеsвiаns and give them no chance.
Until they see their fingers.

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I’ve started cycling to work everyday in a bid to get fit, but people say it makes me look gаy.
So, to macho up my image a little bit, I’ve drawn some racing stripes on my basket.

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My wife read me an article in a women’s magazine, about “how a woman can tell if a bloke is any good in bed just by how he is on the dance-floor”.
What a load of воllоскs!
If a guy’s on a dance-floor, getting into it and really enjoying and expressing himself, what does it matter to a woman what he’s like in bed?
It’s obvious he’s fuскing gаy.

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Every night I have a recurring dream that my best friend is suскing my diск.
Should I tell him that he’s gаy?

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A young lеsвiаn goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and place her feet in the stirrups.
As he is examining her she hears him saying “mmmm… mmmhmmm”. He completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him in his office when she is done.
In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his non-verbal comments.
“Oh, that” he says.” I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest vaginal area that I have ever seen in all my years of practice.”
The young woman proudly smiled and replied, “Why thank you! I have a woman come clean it twice a week!”

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Doctor:
“I’m afraid you have AIDS”
“But I only stepped on a nail!”
“Well, it must’ve been a fuскing веnт one”

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I met this wonderful girl today, and we had so much in common. We both liked football, вееr, pub food, and she even laughed at my offensive jokes.
So, I took her back to my place and she sat me down and stripped totally nакеd.
And it was at this point I saw we had something else in common.

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So Serena and Venus Williams have come out and admitted they are considering sеx changes.
I’m not one to judge, if they want to live as women, let them.

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There were two secretaries that worked at this very large company. They didn’t know one another very well, but were friendly at work.
It was vacation time and they stood before the vacation schedule to see when they had time off. They noticed that their vacation days were the same.
Both were single, so after discussing their plans, they decided they could save money on a trip by going together.
They chose an exotic island getaway and on the way there, they soon discovered all they had in common. After a long flight, they checked into their single bedroom and decided to call it a night.
As they lay in bed, the one girl leaned close to the other, placed her arm around her seductively and said, “I really need to tell you Something and I’m going to be frank..”
Suddenly, the other girl rose up and said, “NO, I want to be Frank!”

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I know gаy men frequently wax their chest and private area. It has to be even more painful to wax a sсrот than a hoo-ha.
I’m guessing that gаy men buy a product called “Johnson Wax.”

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Gаy Ray goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, “Ray, I’m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.”
Ray is devastated. “Doc, what can I do?”
“Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.”
Ray asks bewildered, “Will that cure me, Doc? ”
Doc says, “No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your fcukin’ аrsе is for.”

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I’m getting dressed up for a LGBT Christmas party tonight…
“Don we now our gаy apparel, fa la la la la la …”

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Santa Singh and Banta singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.
As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bar Tender said “Hey don’t worry about her, She is lеsвiаn! “.
Banta singh “Lеsвiаn or no lеsвiаn, I get all of them” and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table.
Then leaping forward in a very sеxy voice he said, “Where exactly in Lеsвiаn, you from?”

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A fire broke out at a gаy club last night.
Police think it was started by a Fаg.

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A man named Neil.. asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gаy. The Doctor said, “Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants.”
Neil.. pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to “say 55.”
Neil.. said “55.” The doctor then grabbed Neil.’s реnis and told him to “say 55.” Neil.. said “55.”
The doctor then told Neil.. to turn around, and putting a finger in Neil..’s аnus he once again told him to “say

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