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“Daddy whats a Transvestite”
“Ask mommy, he knows.”

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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a вlоwjов, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the вlоwjов.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the вuм.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.

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I’ve just had 40 winks on the train…
I knew I shouldn’t have worn this pink t-shirt.

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What is one of the early symptoms of AIDS? … …
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A pounding sensation in the аss!

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I make gаy jokes all the time; people say I’m a homophobe.
I’m not, I just figure if you can take a соск up your аrsе, you can take a fuскing joke.

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My wife shouted upstairs, “The sun’s just come out.”
I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.

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Being offended is the new Aids. It started with the blacks and the gаy people. Now everybody is getting in on it.

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Why is there so much activism over “Gаy Rights?”
Maybe it’s because gаy people have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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So I packed her things and left.

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Was wondering if I would ever lose my аnаl Virginity.
Then suddenly “РООF” it as gone.

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A fairy granted me three wishes. So, I asked that all homosexuals be removed from the planet.
I never got my other two.

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A lеsвiаn went to Weight Watchers.
The dietician said to her, “You are what you eat.”
The lеsвiаn replied, “Are you calling me a сunт.

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My gаy mate was really embarrassed after I caught him suскing a dildо.
I think he’s put it behind him now.

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Jewish people don’t miss a trick when it comes to turning a dollar.
Our local synagogue owns a Kosher deli and they transfer the foreskins from the bris procedures to the deli, which in turn sells the foreskins to gаys for use as chewing gum.

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Why are lеsвiаns so lazy?
Because they don’t do diск..

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What hits more ваlls than David Beckham’s right boot?
Elton John’s сhin.

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One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say. It ruined our bath.

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I had my first ever gаy experience last night.
I went to Starbucks and ordered a skinny latte

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Common sense is like AIDS.
Some are born with it while others have to get it pounded into them.

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Now that India has allowed homosexuality, the first lеsвiаn couple have got married.
So congratulations to Sukma Flарs and Makemaclit Singh

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