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A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant.
The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special.
With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping.
It smells delicious and tastes even better.
The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish.
"Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's ваlls you ate."
The couple is a bit taken aback by what they have just eaten, but it was delicious, so they get over it.
Six months later, the couple returns to Mexico City and decides to go to the same restaurant.
Feeling adventuresome, they order the same dish.
Once again, with great fanfare, the waiter brings out the huge silver serving dish and places it on the table.
But this time, there are two tiny pieces of meat, barely enough for one.
The man says, "Excuse me, but the last time we were here and ordered this dish, it was huge, more than enough for two. Why is this portion so small?"
The waiter smiles and replies, "Well, you see, senor, sometimes the bull wins!"
Турист сяда в испански ресторант и разглежда менюто. Кохони Јадење Тестароса во Шпанија A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. Stierkampf Sitzt ein Mann in Spanien in einem Restaurant und schaut seinem Gegenüber auf den Teller, der mit etwas sehr großem bedeckt ist. Er fragt dann nach einiger Zeit: "Was haben Sie da eigentlich auf... Un type en voyage en Espagne entre dans un restaurant. Il consulte le menu et commande des "roupettas", bien que ne sachant pas ce que c'est. Le serveur lui amène deux grosses boules noires nappées d'un sauce exquise. Après avoir dégusté son repas, il demande au serveur ce que c'est. "Voyez-vous,... Οι ορχείς του ταύρου Αμελέτητα Αρχ**** Ταύρου Em uma viagem à Espanha, o brasileiro vai almoçar em um restaurante e pede a especialidade da casa. Quando o prato chega, ele come com voracidade e acha uma delícia. Só depois de terminar, pergunta... Przychodzi Polak do hiszpańskiej restauracji i prosi kelnera o menu. Patrzy i mówi: - Poproszę jajo a la corrida. Kelner przynosi mu duże. Na drugi dzień klient przychodzi i mówi: - Poproszę jajo a... Turysta odwiedził restaurację w Madrycie, spośród dań wybrał potrawę o nazwie "Jaja a la corrida". Danie było naprawdę duże i pyszne, a cena przystępna. Powtarzał tak kilka dni, aż pewnego razu,... Een echtpaar op vakantie in een Spaans stadje wil wel eens echt Spaans eten en stappen een echt Spaans restaurant binnen. Aan de ober vragen zei om iets echt Spaans voor te zetten. Even later...
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Тя: Като мен втора няма да намериш! Има мъже, които казват: "Друг като мен няма да намериш!" Nie wieder eine Frau wie diese — Ти таку як я більше не знайдеш. — А я таку як ти більше й не шукатиму.
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