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Жената се притеснява за бъдещето си докато не се омъжи. Жената се тревожи за бъдещето, докато не си намери съпруг. Женщина беспокоится о будущем, пока не выйдет замуж. Мужчина не беспокоится о будущем, пока не женится. Eine Frau sorgt sich um die Zukunft, bis sie einen Ehemann findet. Ein Mann macht sich nie Sorgen um die Zukunft, bis er eine Ehefrau findet. Une femme s'inquiète de l'avenir jusqu'à ce qu'elle ait trouvé un mari, tandis qu'un homme ne s'inquiète de l'avenir que lorsqu'il a trouvé une femme. Ανδρες-Γυναίκες Una donna si preoccupa del suo futuro finche’ non si sposa. Un uomo si preoccupa del suo futuro dopo che si sposa. En kvinne bekymrer seg for fremtiden, helt til hun får en ektemann. En mann bekymrer seg aldri for fremtiden, helt til han får en kone.
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There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it.
Whoever will make the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free drinks.
So a man from Manila comes in and the Bartender looks at him and he ask for a вееr and he ask the Bartender about the contest.
The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free вееr on the house.
So this guy whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!
EEEHHH!
He takes the P5,000 from the Bartender, drinks a lot of вееr.
As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, "Will you be back tomorrow when we'll have a new contest?"
The guy replies" Of course this is easier money than my career."
So the next night. 
The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:
Whoever makes the Horse cry will win P10,000 and free вееr from the house.
The Bartender tells the guy," Let me see you win this one."
The guy approaches the Horse and shows him something.
The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.
When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says."
Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?"
The guy lights a cigarette and says," Easy the first time, I told the Horse that my реnis is larger than his, the second time I showed him."
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