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An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said:
“Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.”
“I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir."
"What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"

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Alcohol doesn't make you FАТ... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

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A man and wife were having argument about who should make the рот of tea in the morning.
The wife told him that he should do it because he gets up first.
The husband said that she was in charge of the cooking in the house, making it her job.
The wife said that even the bible says that the man should do it.
The husband told her to show him and if it did he would make it.
She fetched the bible and opened up the new testament, showing him at the top of several pages that said "Hebrews".

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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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I wish my grades would smoke wееd too so we could both get higher.

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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C."
Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.

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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

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Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sеx?
They're called "Predickamints".

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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?

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Remember Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong (When he walked on the moon he made his famous remark "one small step for Man, One giant leap for Mankind). Before re-entering the lunar lander, Armstrong made a cryptic remark:
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky"
Armstrong would never explain his remark. However years later—in 1995, a reporter asked him about his 26yr old remark and finally Armstrong told all. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and now Armstrong could tell. Apparently when a kid, Armstrong hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbor’s bedroom window(the Gorsky’s). As he picked up the ball Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. G:
"Оrаl sеx? Оrаl sеx you want? You’ll get оrаl sеx when the kid next door walks on the moon"!

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When Usain Bolt finishes in 9.8 seconds. When I finish in 9.8 seconds

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A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man knit his brow.
"Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad. "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me that first penny?"

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Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.

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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his аss.

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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".

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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.
When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief.
Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.

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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx

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