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"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."

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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

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If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a ваng.

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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.

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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.

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A man has came over to his wife in a request.
She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants.
3 hours later he is fuскing hookers and watching football and роrn with friend.

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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shiт their pants for two hours strait.

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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.

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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.

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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.

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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never have to do it by hand again.

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Friend: How is a рussy like a grapefruit?
Me: The best ones squirt when you eat them.

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A man farts in bed next to his wife.
His wife asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing."
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."

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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!

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"I want a divorce"!
"But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part."
"I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."

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Little Johnny: "I've рiss may I go out?"
Teacher : "Рiss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1."
Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shiт."
Teacher: "Shiт is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead."
Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."

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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.

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Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing:
"Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…"
"What did you see?"
"I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…"
"Wow horror!"
"Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside

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