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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.

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Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gаy. The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die. So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist. He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realising how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees a half a ciggarette on the ground still burning so the gаy guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"

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Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Yo mama's so sтuрid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it 'Ваng".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."

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Your mama's so fат she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.

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A man saw a lady with big вrеаsтs. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your вrеаsтs for $1000?"
She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her вrеаsтs for 10 minutes."
Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?"
He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture.
Of course, he made sure to pick on his student.
"And who is known as the father of modern economics?" the professor asked.
"I don't know," the student said.
"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Wilson, you would know," said the professor.
"That's not true," the student replied.
"I never pay attention anyway!"

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Yo mama so fат I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Q: What do the Mafia and a рussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shiт.

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Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map....

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Grass is green,
trees are greener.
When I think of you,
I play with my wiener.

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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."
The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"

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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.

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Q: Why did the gаy man get fired from his job at the sреrм bank?
A: Drinking on the job.

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Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. "
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load. "
He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. "
The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck. "

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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"

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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.

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