There once was a pretty young lass Who had a remarkable ass Not firm, plump and pink, Like you already think, But grey, had long ears and ate grass! 0 0 0
A beautiful bird is the Pelican … … His bill can hold more than his belly can … … That great big beak … … Can hold enough for a week … … But I don’t know how the Неll-i-can 0 0 0
There once was a man from St. Claire Who was shаgging his wife on the stair The banister broke On the sixty-eighth stroke And they did sixty-nine in the air! 0 0 0
There once was a man from Sаinт Paul’s Who possessed the most useless of balls One night at the Strand, He managed a stand, And tossed himself off in the stalls 0 0 0
There was a young vampire called Mabel. Whose periods were highly unstable. By the light of the moon. And the aid of a spoon. She could drink herself under the table. 0 0 0
In Days of Old … When Knights Were Bold … And Ladies Weren’t Particular … They Lined Them Up Against The Wall, … And Fuскеd Them Perpendicular 0 0 0
An archaeologist found an old fossil He was sure that his find was colossal He could tell by the bend And the dent in the end ‘Twas the Peter of Paul the Apostle! 0 0 0