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Most Popular Jokes

Q: Which sеxuаl position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

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Sex Jokes Baby Jokes Ugly Jokes

Yo momma so fат when I crawl in her рussy I can't find my way out.

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Sex Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Dirty jokes

I'm not saying yo mama is a whоrе but her favorite shade of lipstick is реnis.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling ваlls without chewing.

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Sports Jokes Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"

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Chuck Norris Jokes Phone jokes

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Phone jokes Dinosaur jokes

Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said:
"What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"

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Food Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Morbid jokes Dog jokes

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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Technology Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Computer Jokes Geek jokes Internet Jokes

Yo mama is so sтuрid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

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Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Stupid Jokes

A man has been undergoing medical treatment, and meets with his doctor to review some tests.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I have bad news. Your condition is now incurable, and you have only 6 months to live. I recommend you get your affairs in order.
Man: That's terrible! Isn't there anything you can do? Surely there's some treatment!
Doctor: No, we've been using the best available medicines, and they aren't working.
Man: I'll try anything... What about experimental treatments?
Doctor: There aren't any for your disease, I'm afraid.
Man, desperate: Maybe alternate medicine?
Doctor, impatient: Well, I don't believe in that stuff, but if you insist... You can go to the spa up the road everyday and get a mud bath.
Man: Really? That will help?
Doctor: No, but it will get you used to dirt.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Cheating Jokes

When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

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One-Liner Jokes

One dinosaur said,
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"

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Communication Jokes Dinosaur jokes

Yo mama is so fат every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his реnis.

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Dirty jokes Chuck Norris Jokes History Jokes

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

An obstetrician delivers a baby for a beautiful young woman. The baby has blue eyes, blonde hair, black skin and narrowed eye groves.
"You should be more careful with the оrgiеs you have" - the doctor says.
"I just thank God he is not barking" - she answered.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A woman is meeting with her shrink. She confides the following problem.
"I have a dilemma. I am about to get married, but I haven't been totally honest with my fiancé. My father is a convict. My mother is a Devil worshipper. My brother is in an asylum and I'm wanted in three states for embezzlement. Taking all that into consideration, this is my question: How do I tell my family that my fiancé is a lawyer?"

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Lawyer Jokes

St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. "I was a good father," he answers. "Yes, but you were a drunк all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance." St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question. The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family. But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon. At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let's get out of here."

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Lawyer Jokes