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80s Воотy Call... Smurf:
I'd like to smurf all over you with my big, throbbing smurf.

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Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
Because the grass tickles their ваlls!

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Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his girlfriend?
A: This is Red 5, I'm going in.

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White people, y'all are the only people to ever see aliens.
I'm telling you, it's true. I was watching something about sightings. You never see blacks and Hispanics on sightings. You don't see that. You want to know why? I'm going to tell you why you don't see us on it - because we mind our dамn business.

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Ladies, they call this a 'half shirt' for a reason:
only half of y'all are supposed to wear this.

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Classic Воотy Call... A Becoming Shirt:
Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A sweater with big pockets.

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How did Bill Clinton practice safe sеx?
He didn't light the cigar.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes American Presidents Humor

The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to feel Sleepy so he got off.

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The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy.
So Happy got up and left.

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Geek Воотy Call... Series:
If you had your own syndicated series, it'd be called "Ваве-a-lon Five."

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Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of сrаск.

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It's 1957, and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobbytells him that they'll probably go to the malt shop or a drive-in movie.Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and sсrеw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?""Oh yes," he replies. "Peggy Sue really likes to sсrеw. She'll sсrеw all night if we let her."Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go.About 20 minutes later, Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"

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In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo?
"You're a hard hobbit to break!"

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Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's Day?
A: All pants half off.

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90s Воотy Call... Mosh Pit:
You just dove from the stage of my dreams into the mosh pit of my so-called life.

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90s Воотy Call... Flannel:
That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.

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80s Воотy Call... Kirk Cameron:
Like Kirk Cameron, I am experiencing growing pains - in my pants.

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80s Воотy Call... Gary Coleman:
Call me Gary Coleman because I know all about diff'rent strokes.

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80s Воотy Call... DeLorean:
Wanna take a ride in my DeLorean?

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