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Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?
A: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

E.T.
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: Because he has little legs.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

80s Воотy Call... K.I.T.:
You can call me K.I.T. because I'll be your Night Rider.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What's one thing you don't tell a vampire?
A: Bite me.

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Vampire jokes

Surprise!
The wife of a politician goes in for her annual gynecological exam, and the doctor tells her she's pregnant. She storms out of the office and calls her husband. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"After a moment of stunned silence, he replies, "Who is this?"

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Superhero Jokes

Superhero Воотy Call... Fantastic:
Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Superhero Воотy Call... Origin:
My origin? I was bitten by a radioactive роrn star.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

What is the best thing about getting head from?
Barbara Streisand?
Ten minutes of silence.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Dirty jokes

When an attractive young girl returned from her honeymoon she was in a state bordering on desperation, and decided to write to the ''Aunt Marge'' page of her weekly magazine:
''I am at wit's end since it seems that the nice boy I married is really a sеx-maniac. He never leaves me alone - he makes love to me all night without stopping, and then while I'm cooking breakfast, cleaning the house, while I'm in the bath, while I'm watching TV, and so on, he just never stops! Can you please tell me what to do? Signed, Exhausted in Peoria P.S. Please excuse the jerky handwriting.''

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Q: Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
A: He couldn't spell.

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Harry Potter Jokes School Jokes

Redneck Воотy Call... Springer:
Didn't I see you on the Jerry Springer show?

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Hipster Воотy Call... Spinning:
You're spinning here on Monday? I'm spinning here on Monday!

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Hipster Jokes Dirty jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

What has three ваlls and comes from outer space?
E.T., the Extra-Теsтiсlе!

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Space jokes

Mothers, y'all get songs dedicated to you.
Y'all got a song by The Intruders, 'I'll Always Love My Mama'... You got the song by The Spinners, 'Sadie.' Y'all remember that one? Fathers, what do we get? 'Papa Was a Rolling Stone.'

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Blonde Jokes

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: In a catalogue.

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Michael Jackson jokes

There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she sсrеwеd each one seven times.
Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes