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Tattoo Idea $100 Bill Tattoo Отива мутра в салон за татуировки и казва: Geht ein Mann zum Tätowierer und sagt, er hätte gerne einen 500-Euro-Schein auf dem Schwanz tätowiert. Fragt der Tätowierer: Мъж татуирал на кура си сто доларова банкнота. Питали го защо? А той: Un conseil de banquier......Vous ne savez que faire de votre argent? Voici la solution : Faites vous tatouez un euro sur votre sexe et vous aurez le plaisir d'avoir 5 avantages 1) Vous verrez croître vos investisements 2) Vous prendrez plaisir à toucher votre pognon 3) Vous ne verrez plus d'un... O sujeito foi fazer uma tatuagem e ordenou ao tatuador: — Quero que você tatue uma nota de 100 reais no meu pênis! — Você tá louco, cara? — perguntou o tatuador, perplexo — Isso aí vai doer pra cacete! Aliás, vai doer no cacete! — Não tem problema —... Det var en kille som gick till tatueraren och bad att få en 100 kronors sedel tatuerad på det allra heligaste, men han tvekade och frågade varför. - Jo jag har tre skäl. För det första så gillar... 3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami. 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can watch your money grow. 3. Every woman loves to blow money. Ein Mann kommt in ein Tattoo-Studio und möchte auf sein bestes Stück einen Tausender tätowiert haben. Dort ist man zwar an ungewöhnliche Wünsche gewöhnt, aber der Schrödinger ist neu, daher möchte...
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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says President Bush, "that would be an accident."A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If Air Force One carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims President Bush, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hеll wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
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