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What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts?
Molasses

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What do you call jokes

One соw asks another соw, “Are you afraid of mad соw disease?” The other соw says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

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Cow jokes

Drug-sniffing dog
Me:
"Sweet dog you got there"
Policeman:
"Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me:
"Still in training, huh?"
Policeman:
"What do you mean?"
Me:
"Nevermind"

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Dog jokes

Where would you park your camel?
The Camelot.
PS Вооzе helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased.

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Cat jokes Superhero Jokes

Good friends don't let you do dumb things......................... Alone

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Dark Humor Jokes Friendship Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold?
A dinosr

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Dinosaur jokes

My crush rejected me for being a math nerd
I was 2² to ask her out

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Nerd jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N. Y." on them...

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Italian Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you'd never ask!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock
Jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!

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Monday jokes

It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (Carrizozo, New Mexico) …
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Red cars may not drive down Lake Street (Minneapolis, Minnesota) …
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Marriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65 (Utah) …
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You are not allowed to eat fried chicken any other way than using your hands (Gainesville, Georgia)…
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In San Antonio, Texas, flirting is against the law. …
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Bear wrestling matches are prohibited (Alabama)
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit (Wyoming)
It’s illegal to attend a public event or use public transport within 4 hours of eating an onions or garlic (Indiana)
In Idaho, it’s illegal for a man to give his fiancé a box of candy that weighs more than 50 lbs (22.5 kg)

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes Stupid Jokes

Why are women's feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.

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Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.
“Look at the size of his todger,” says the man. “It’s massive!”
“Yes dear,” says the woman. “But at least he’s got your ears.”

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Sarcasm Jokes

I never go to buy lottery tickets.
The chances of me being attacked by a dragon on the way, are higher than me winning it.

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Philosophy Jokes

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?
Because they're not falling for that one again.

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Black People Jokes

The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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Love Jokes

‘I’ve found the secret of eternal youth.
I lie about my age.’
Bob Hope How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

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Life Jokes

A girl is blowing her Boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Dамn, this is great.
Girlfriend: I would hope so, it took a long time to master this.
Boyfriend: You were blowing dudes behind my back?!
Girlfriend: Well, technically it was under the table. Anyway, how else did you think i could afford my Iphone?

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Dirty jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: win or lose, you're still rетаrdеd.

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Dark Humor Jokes Internet Jokes

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

I went to see the doctor about my hearing loss and he gave me some medicine and told me to take two drops a day in my вееr.
I’ve been doing it for 5 days now and I still haven’t noticed any improvement.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Disability Jokes Beer Jokes