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A wise man once said... Nothing, he only listened.

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Men jokes Communication Jokes

What did the рrоsтiтuте say after fuскing Jesus? Nailed it!

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Christian Jokes

Got myself a Greek advent calendar today. Behind every door there’s a note saying “IOU chocolate”.

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Political Jokes Chocolate Jokes

Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology
But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.

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Chemistry Jokes Biology jokes

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sеx before marriage.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Kids Jokes Sex Jokes Attitude Jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

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Flirt jokes

Маdоnnа’s ‘Like a virgin’ came out 30 years ago.
I wonder when her follow up single, Like a hotdog in a hallway is coming out.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Single People Jokes

I was telling a guy at work how useless I am with the ladies, and how I had to stand on a chair to kiss last night’s date goodnight.
He said, “Wow! She was that tall?”
I said, “No, she hanged herself.”

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Office and Work Jokes Dating Jokes

I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject
But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

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Math Jokes School Jokes

What's Adolf Нiтlеr's favourite computer game?
Mein Kraft.

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Hitler Jokes

So i was paired up with the really smart and hot girl in our Physics class to write an essay on Issac Newton's theory of gravity. So she said why don't we call it what Newton called it, "What goes up, must come down." Of course i agreed so that night we went to her house and started on our research, we had a nice glass of wine for good luck and we started. She asked if i could take the lead and start so i agreed and said why don't we try what Newton meant with what goes up must come down. She was good with that, so i asked her this morning when you were getting dressed for school you put on your skirt and wore your blouse and shoes and left the house right? She said yes, i said that's perfect because that would mean your skirt went up so lets see it come down. Blammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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School Jokes Dirty jokes Wine jokes

(My first dad joke) Wife was breastfeeding
Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
Me: yeah he is really milking it
Edit: wow this blew up!
Thanks for the gold!!!

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Dad Jokes

April Fools Day............
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.

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April Fools' Jokes

What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.

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Space jokes

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are writing this letter to inform you that your account has been suspended for illegal downloading of copyrighted material

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Sailor Jokes Pirate Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?

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Knock-knock jokes

Just heard on the news about the 1993 luggage мurdеr. Apparently the police are reopening the case

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News and Politics Jokes Police Officer Jokes Criminal Jokes

My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.

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Asian jokes

This guy from across the road was talking to me earlier.
“My wife’s just told me she’s been having an affair with Dave the milkman,” he confided.
“What? That fат ugly fсuкеr I see every morning outside your house?”
“Yes,” he laughed, cheering up.
“Why would Dave the milkman want to fсuк that?”

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