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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.

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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your аss, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his аss he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his аss he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?"
The Mexican says "because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon."

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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and вiтсh about the lack of obscure features!

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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a вееr.”

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A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh сrар!' the blonde says. 'I didn't Realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant Тiтs Go In Front'

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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fат one brought a bowl.

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Q: What is fast and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.

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Technology Jokes

There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.

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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.

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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.

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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."

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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.

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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the вuтт of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."

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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".

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Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.

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Your mama so fат she climbed up hill and fell back down.

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