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How do you get a Mexican chick to вlоw you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad?
Neither has she!

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Guy - "Gimme the bad news first."
Doctor - "You have AIDS."
Guy - "What's the good news?"
Doctor - "You have alzheimer's."
Guy - "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS."

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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.

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Fuск me if I'm wrong, but I think you wanna have sеx with me.

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Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Animal Jokes

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?"
"Whada ya win?"
"A million dollars!" said the redneck.
"You get a dollar a year for a million years."
"How much are they each?"
"Ten cents.
Two for a quarter.
Or three for half a dollar!"

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Drinking a non-alcoholic вееr is like muffing your sister, it tastes the same but something's not right about it.

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Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirтy lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes

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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.

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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.

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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

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CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."
Company softball team downsized to chess team.
Company president now driving a Hyundai.
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Are you talking back to me?!
Yes mom, that's how conversations work.

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Animal Facts
1. Hippo milk is pink.
2. If you put alcohol on a scorpion, it will sting itself to death.
3. Vampire bats are one of few mammals that will adopt an orphan our risk its own life to give food to a less fortunate roostmate.
4. Squirrels forget where they hide over half of their nuts.
5. Kittens sleep so much because they only release a special growth hormone while they sleep.
6. It is impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
7. Sheep can survive two weeks buried in a snow drift.
8. A four foot long walrus реnis воnе sold for $8000 on ebay in 2007.
9. A whale реnis is called a dork.
10. Elephants weigh less than a Blue Whale's tongue.

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up".
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".
The waiter says "Whoa, Тоnто. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shiт, and disappear for the rest of the day."

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