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What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one! - ¿Qué dijo Dios cuando hizo el primer negro? - Creo que quemé uno. Τι είπε ο Θεός όταν έπλασε τον πρώτο μαύρο; - Vad sa Gud när han skapat den första negern? - Ooops, jag brände en! Hvad sagde gud da han skabte den første sorte mand? – ”Ups.. Jeg brændte en” Hvad sagde gud da han lavede sin anden neger? Shit! jeg brændte en til! Hvad sagde gud lige i det han havde skabt den første sorte mand? – Så for søren, jeg kom vist til at brænde en på
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Иванчо, защо вчера не беше на училище? В класната стая: Домашно Трпе зошто не дојде вчера на школо? - Морав да ја носам кравата кај бикот. - Зарем татко ти не можеше тоа да го направи? - Па можеше, али сепак бикот подобро ќе ја заврши работата. Hay que llevar a la vaca con el toro вовочка опоздал в школу. учительница интересуется причиной... C'est un mec qui se promène à la campagne, lorsqu'il croise une toute petite fille de 6 ans qui conduit une vache au bout d'une corde. Le mec lui dit: - Ben ou tu vas comme ça avec ta vache? - Je... Ögretmen sinifa geç gelen ögrenciye: -neden geç geldin oglum der -bizim inegi damizlik bogaya götürdüm hocam. der çocuk -o isi baban yapamazmiy di? diye sorunca ögretmen, çocuk gülerek -belki... Сільська школа: — Петре! Ти чому вчора в школі не був? — Та ми з батьком корову до бика водили. — А що, батько сам не міг? — Та міг, але бик краще. Joãozinho chegou esbaforido e todo sujo, além de atrasado, na primeira aula. A professora se indignou: — Isso é hora? E sujo desse jeito? Isso não tem explicação! — Tem sim, professora: tive que levar a vaca lá de casa pro touro cobrir. — Mas o seu pai não pode fazer isso? — Poder, pode, mas acho... Padre recém chegado na paroquia do interior encontra na estrada uma menina de uns seis anos, puxando uma vaca. - Onde vai, minha menina? - Vou levar a vaca para cruzar com o touro do Seu Zé. O... Certo dia na roça, o pai mandou seu filho levar o boi para a vila mais próxima para cruzá-lo com uma vaca. No meio do caminho, o menino encontra um padre. O padre, vendo o menininho tão pequeno... Jantje komt te laat op school en zegt: "Ik moest de stier wegbrengen om een koe te dekken." Onderwijzer, geirriteerd: "Kan je vader dat niet doen?" Jantje: "Zeker, maar de stier kan het beter."
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Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration. There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
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Ред Бул Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'. Chuck Norris vende su orina en lata. Se la conoce como Red Bull. Chuck Norris sein Urin Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Einmal ist Chuck Norris auf die Idee gekommen seinen Urin in Dosen abzufüllen. Heute nennt man es Red Bull. Det man blir pigg av i RedBull är Chuck Norris svett. Aktivní složka nápoje Red Bull je pot Chucka Norrise.
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A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sеx with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you said 'goats'".
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