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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Nationality Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!

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Money jokes

Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A Ducktor.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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Dark Humor Jokes

Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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Dark Humor Jokes

Q: Did you hear about that mathematician with constipation? A: He worked it out with a pencil.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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Police officer: Where were you between 4 and 6?
Me: Kindergarden

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Kids Jokes Police Officer Jokes

Person 1: Dude your gаy.
Person 2: Actually, I'm as straight as the pole your mom dances on.

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School Jokes Insult Jokes

Person 1:
"On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you?"
Person 2: 69... hehe

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Patient:
"Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist:
"Wear a brown tie..."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Dentist Jokes Beauty Jokes

Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Ваng.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes History Jokes

One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.
The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".
The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"
The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"

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School Jokes Science jokes

My girlfriend hates it when i sneak up on her. Well, according to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.

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Lawyer Jokes

Most men have an XY chromosome.
Chuck Norris has the whole dam alphabet.

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