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No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

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Love Jokes

Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope?
A:Just skip it.

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Life Jokes

What's the difference between a white iphone and a black iphone?
The black iphone runs faster.

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Apple and iPhone Jokes

No YouPorn... I do not want to play poker, I'm at work.

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Internet Jokes Office and Work Jokes Dirty jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to кill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".

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Sick and Death Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Yo momma is so fат that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

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Fat Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

“Doctor, doctor, I’ve got problems with my hearing.”
“What are the symptoms?”
“They’re those yellow people on TV.”

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Disability Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito.
A: I can't tell you it was to cheesy.

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Communication Jokes

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

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Boycott Jokes Men jokes

The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.

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Birthday Jokes

Like most people, I like to do something a little different at the weekend.
On Saturdays I become Jewish, because that’s their day of rest.
On Sundays I become Christian, because that’s their day of rest.
Then for the remainder of the week, I go back to being a Scouser.

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Christian Jokes Sarcasm Jokes

I got the perfect body for an eighth grader. Yeah, if this were junior high, I'd be the man, y'all. Dамn near be the bully, alright? Be that crazy dude over by the monkey bars:
'Man, Sully's crazy -- he drank three chocolate milks today.'

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Chocolate Jokes Kids Jokes Men jokes

You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!

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Beauty Jokes

What do you get when you have sеx with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

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Baby Jokes Jokes about Women Dark Humor Jokes Sex Jokes Pregnancy Jokes

The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having a bullsh1t session on this cruise ship.
The Aussie said, “In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn.”
The Yank said, “That’s nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift.”
The Canadian said, “That’s nothing, we have women with рussiеs this big.” (He then stretched his hands so wide it’d do the biggest fish justice.)
“I can’t believe you mate” the Aussie remarked.
“How do you sсrеw them then?” asked the Yank.
“They stretch man, they stretch.”

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Australia Jokes Jokes about Women Men jokes Sex Jokes

Mostly men lie before the elections, sеx and after fishing.

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Attitude Jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes

Маsтurватing makes your diск smaller. Don't believe me? Asians have really fast internet. Africa doesn't.

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Africa Jokes Dirty jokes Internet Jokes Masturbation jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.

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Yo Momma Jokes

S.I.N.G.L.E...sеxy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

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Flirt jokes

How to catch a polar bear:
Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
Cut a large hole in the ice.
Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
Hide behind a nearby rock.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!

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Single People Jokes Animal Jokes