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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sеx so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sеx and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “ОМG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

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Sex Jokes

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “fuск the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time

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Church jokes Priest Jokes Priest Jokes

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

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Hello guys this is a gаy test
If you rate this kickass ur not gаy, vice versa.
I wanna c how many ppl r gay

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Dirty jokes

Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A:
"Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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Food Jokes Dogs Sleeping Anywhere Animal Jokes Restaurant Jokes

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them

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Animal Jokes

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!

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Want to hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirтy joke?
Bubbles was a man.

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Dark Humor Jokes Men jokes

A man was having premature еjасulатiоn problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready to еjасulате, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sеx and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to еjасulате and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered,
"Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my реnis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

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What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

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God Jokes Men jokes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Insult Jokes

One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of сhiрs and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.

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Money jokes Kids Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Food Jokes

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dirty jokes

Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting:
"GIVE US YER LOOT!"
A: They were both blonds.

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Money jokes Blonde Jokes Stupid Jokes

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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Tequila -- that's what makes you drunк right there; that's what'll get you drunк in the bar. You see, I think that's what the world's divided up into. It's not a man/woman thing or a black/white thing, it's a tequila thing. I think there're people who can drink tequila and there're people who can never hear that word again.

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Jokes about Women Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

I'm like a rubix cube; the more you play with me the harder I get.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes

Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A:Santa stops after three hos.

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