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Two men were talking about their wives.
First:
"I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second:
"I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my diск and says:
'fill it up super!'"

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Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Star Wars Jokes Military Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? – “Make it sew.”

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A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week.
Finally someone notices and calls the police.
They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.
The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion.
The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair.
Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’

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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

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Make My Day Laughs Office and Work Jokes Kids Jokes Father's Day Jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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Computer Jokes

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sеx so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sеx and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “ОМG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

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Sex Jokes

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “fuск the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time

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if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

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Hello guys this is a gаy test
If you rate this kickass ur not gаy, vice versa.
I wanna c how many ppl r gay

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Dirty jokes

Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A:
"Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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Food Jokes Dogs Sleeping Anywhere Animal Jokes Restaurant Jokes

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them

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Animal Jokes

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!

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Want to hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirтy joke?
Bubbles was a man.

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A man was having premature еjасulатiоn problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready to еjасulате, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sеx and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to еjасulате and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered,
"Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my реnis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

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What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Insult Jokes