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A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour. So when would you like to start?"
She replies, "In three months."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.

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Q: What did the blonde fill in for "Salary Expected" on a job application?
A: Yes.

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Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

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Three women were at the doctor's office for the second trimester check up.
The first woman, a brunette, said that she was sure that she would have a girl because when she made love to her husband, she was on top! The second affirmed with certainty that she would have a boy, because she was on bottom. The blonde grabbed her head between her hands.
"Oh, сrар! Puppies."

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A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
She replied, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50."
And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."

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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

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Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.".
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

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How many IBM employees does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

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A blonde goes to work in tears.
Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"
She says, "My mom died."
He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"
She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she studied for her blood test.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo' Mama is like a door кnов: everybody gets a turn.

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Yo' Mama is like a railroad track: she gets laid all over the country.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sеx is to lock the car doors.

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Q: What did the blonde do when she learned that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?
A: She moved.

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A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.
Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.
When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!"

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Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lies in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

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