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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, so?" said the officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"
Erwin, von Beruf Polizist, kommt früher nach Hause. Un poliziotto rientra tardi a casa, si leva la divisa e, al buio, si infila nel letto. Polizist Huber kommt früh von der Nachtschicht nach Hause. Seine Frau liegt im Bett und scheint zu schlafen. Huber zieht sich im Dunkeln aus. "Schatz", sagt da seine Frau, "ich habe fürchterlichen Durst, hol mir bitte eine Cola von der Tankstelle, ja?" Huber zieht sich die Uniform wieder an und... Un policía llega tarde de la noche a su casa después de haber cumplido un extenuante turno de vigilancia por más de 18 horas. Para no despertar a su mujer, se desviste, trata de acostarse, pero la... Landbetjenten kom sent hjem, tog sin uniform af i mørke og stilhed og prøvede at snige sig i seng uden at vække konen. Men hun satte sig straks op i sengen og sagde: - Skat, jeg har en dundrende... Oficer policji wrócił do domu późno w w nocy i nie chcąc budzić żony rozebrał się po ciemku, po czym chciał wejść do łóżka, kiedy jego żona zaspanym głosem mówi: - Mike, kochanie, strasznie boli... A rendőr éjszaka korábban érkezik haza a szolgálatból. Mivel nem akarja felébreszteni a feleségét, ezért a sötétben levetkőzik, odaoson az ágyhoz. A felesége megszólal: - Jaj, drágám, úgy fáj a... Полицай се прибира късно от работа, съблича си униформата в тъмното да не събуди жена си и си ляга в леглото. Жена му с отпаднал глас го моли да отиде в аптеката да й купи аспирин за ужасното и...
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One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it.
The next day, the Grandfather died.
A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."
The next day the grandmother died.
Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation.
One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers.
"God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."
This nearly gave the father a heart attack.
He didn’t say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic.
He stayed all through lunch and dinner.
Finally after midnight he went home.
He was still alive!
When he got home he appologised to his wife.
"I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today."
"You think you’ve had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled,
"The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"
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Двама мъже играят голф. Жената и љубовницата заедно во бар познакомились на банкете двое хорошо подвыпивших "новых русских",... Двама мъже вървят по улицата. Пред тях вървят две жени. Единият казва: Dos amigos van por la calle, cuando de repente uno de ellos se para y exclama: Отишли двама приятели на бар. Пред тях стояли две жени. Единият казал: Due signore in giro per la città. La prima: "Oh, guarda! Mio marito insieme al mio amante!" La seconda: "Strano, stavo per dire la stessa cosa" Deux vieilles amies blondes, prennent un verre au bar. La premiere dit: - Tu vois les deux mecs qui discutent la-bas, eh bien celui de droite c'est mon mari, et celui de gauche man amant! L'autre lui repond: - Oh! Comme c'est rigolo, moi c'est le contraire! Por la calle van dos amigos, en eso uno le dice al otro: -Maldición! Mi esposa y mi amante vienen juntas charlando y se acercan! Su amigo lo mira sorprendido y le dice: -Pues fíjate que yo iba a decir lo mismo! Deux gars discutent : - "Tu vois ces deux blondes, bien, une c'est ma femme et l'autre c'est ma maîtresse." L'autre gars le regarde et dit : - "Ah, toi aussi !".
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Das Pferd Pferderennen Un mec regarde tranquillement la télé assis sur son canapé. Soudain, sa femme arrive par derrière et lui assène un violent coup de casserole sur la tête.
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the nакеd man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money‚
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Redskin tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'
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— Убили сте жена си, а не любовника! Защо? "Angeklagter, warum haben Sie ihre Frau und nicht ihren Liebhaber erschossen?", fragte der Richter. "Weil es einfacher ist, eine Frau umzubringen als jeden Tag einen anderen Mann!" No meio de um julgamento: — O senhor confirma — diz o juiz, — que chegou a casa mais cedo naquele dia e que encontrou a sua mulher na cama com outro homem? — Correto, meritíssimo — diz o réu, de... Durante un juicio el juez le pregunta al acusado: - ¿Entonces usted me dice que llegó a su casa antes de lo habitual y encontró a su esposa en la cama con otro hombre? - ¡Correcto, señor juez! -... - Czy oskarżony moze wytłumaczyć dlaczego zabił żonę a nie jej kochanka? - Wysoki sądzie, doszedłem do wniosku, że lepiej zabić jedną kobietę, niż co tydzień kolejnego mężczyznę.
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A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock that night.They got dressed quickly. Then the man asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked, thinking him pretty weird.The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I can not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes, and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"
Женен мъж веднъж преспал със секретарката си. Ein verheirateter Mann hatte eine Affäre mit seiner Sekretärin. Eines Tages waren sie bei ihr zu Hause und liebten sich den ganzen Nachmittag. En gift man hade ett förhållande med sin sekreterare. En dag blir lusten för stor för dem och de for hem till henne villa där de hade vild älskog hela eftermiddagen. Utpumpade efter timmar med vild... En gift man hade en affär med sin sekreterare. En dag åkte de till hennes hus och hade sex hela kvällen. Utmattade somnade de och vaknade klockan åtta nästa morgon. Mannen klädde sig snabbt och bad... Een zakenman heeft een avontuurtje met z'n secretaresse in een hotel kamer. Na een vrij wilde middag valt de man in slaap en wordt vervolgens om 20.30 uur wakker. Geschrokken springt hij uit bed en... O executivo ficou trabalhando até mais tarde e sua secretária, tadinha, teve que ficar também. Terminados os afazeres, já eram dez da noite e o mínimo que ele poderia fazer era oferecer uma carona... A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke... A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary's apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don't... Een getrouwde man heeft een verhouding met zijn secretaresse. Op een dag konden ze geen weerstand meer bieden aan hun verlangens en ze reden naar haar huis en bedreven de hele middag...
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