if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.PrevPageFullUrl)) { } if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.NextPageFullUrl)) { } Computers - Page 13 Skip to main content

  • Home
  • Categories
  • Popular
  • Funny pictures
  • Most Popular Jokes
  • Latest Jokes
  • Jokes about Women
  • Religion jokes
  • Office and Work Jokes
  • Gross Jokes
  • Sports Jokes
  • School Jokes
  • Marriage and Family Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Medical and Doctor Jokes
  • Dark Humor Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Dirty jokes
  • Chuck Norris Jokes
  • Donald Trump Jokes
  • Drinking and Drunk Jokes
  • Putin Jokes
  • Sex Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Jewish Jokes
  • Police Officer Jokes
  • Weed Jokes
  • Old People Jokes
  • Mother-in-Law Jokes
  • Masturbation jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Vulgar jokes
  • Genie jokes
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Nurse jokes
  • Psychology and Psychiatry Jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Scottish Jokes
  • Soccer Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Gynecology Jokes
  • Rude Jokes
Вицове свързани с компютри Computer Jokes Computerwitze Chistes de informática Анекдоты про компьютеры Blagues informatiques et de programmeurs Barzellette sui Computer Ανέκδοτα για υπολογιστές Вицеви за компјутери Bilgisayar Fıkraları Комп'ютерні анекдоти Piadas de Computadores Dowcipy o komputerach Dator- och IT-skämt Computer Moppen Computervittigheder Datavitser Tietokonevitsit Számítástechnikai viccek bancuri cu calculatoare Vtipy o počítačích Kompiuteriniai anekdotai Anekdotes par programmētājiem un datoriem Kompjuterski vicevi
Вход / Регистрация
Администрация
  1. Home
  2. Computer Jokes

Computer Jokes

Most popular in this category
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGЕR, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
75 0
0
School Jokes Kids Jokes Computer Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Dad Jokes Black People Jokes
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and вiтсh about the lack of obscure features!
31 0
0
Office and Work Jokes Technology Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes Light bulb jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes Phone jokes
There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
32 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
28 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
26 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes Phone jokes
What do you call a веnт iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.
28 0
0
Technology Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes
Why should you never fаrт in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
0 0
0
Computer Jokes IT jokes Fart Jokes
Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
27 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes Phone jokes
Programming is like sеx.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
25 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Sex Jokes IT jokes Life Jokes
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
28 0
0
Technology Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes Phone jokes
A man works in the operations department of a large bank.
Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers.
One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
59 0
0
Office and Work Jokes Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes Computer Jokes Banker Jokes Stupid Jokes
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
29 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
58 0
0
Technology Jokes Computer Jokes Geek jokes Internet Jokes
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
29 0
0
Animal Jokes Computer Jokes Pet Jokes
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their аssеs are interchangeable."
55 0
0
Четирима хирурзи си почивали и пиели кафе. Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in... Tres cirujanos discuten en el bar del hospital sus experiencias sobre las operaciones. El primero dice: - A mí me gusta operar a los contables: los abres y lo tienen todo numerado. A lo que el segundo replica: - No, yo prefiero a los bibliotecarios, pues tienen todas sus partes ordenadas... Quattro chirurghi stanno discutendo del loro lavoro durante una pausa. Il primo dice: "Secondo me i bancari sono i più facili da operare, dentro di loro ogni cosa è numerata.” Il secondo replica:... Kilku chirurgów spotkało się na przerwie obiadowej. Rozmawiają o tym, kogo najbardziej lubią operować. - Ja to bardzo lubię operować księgowych. Wszystko w środku jest ponumerowane. - Jeszcze... Fem kiruger har kaffepause og taler lidt om, hvilke mennesker der er nemmest at operere. Den første kirug siger: "Jeg synes bedst om at operere revisorer. Alt inde i dem er nummeret" Anden kirug;... Hat sebész iszogat, és arról beszélgetnek, milyenek az ideális páciensek. Mondja az első: - Én a művészeket szeretem a legjobban. Amikor műtét közben felvágom őket, szinte érzem a belőlük áradó...
Office and Work Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Lawyer Jokes Coffee Jokes
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
50 0
0
Animal Jokes Computer Jokes IT jokes
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
30 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes Knock-knock jokes
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
60 0
0
Chuck Norris Jokes Computer Jokes
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
30 0
0
Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes IT jokes
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
30 0
0
Technology Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Military Jokes IT jokes Geek jokes
  • Previous
  • Next
Privacy and Policy Contact Us

Вход

Забравена парола? Нямаш профил? Регистрация
Вече имаш профил? Вход
Обратно към вход

Изпратихме ти имейл. Отвори връзката за потвърждение, преди да влезеш.

Ако профилът съществува и е потвърден, изпратихме инструкции за нова парола.