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Yo mama so fат, her portrait fell off the wall
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What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted
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Blonde Half-Wit Блонкинка с половин мозък Was ist eine Blondine mit halbem Gehirn? Qu'est- ce qu'une blonde avec deux neurones ? - Une surdouée Hvad kalder man en blondine med en halv hjerne? – Heldig! Como se llama una rubia con medio cerebro ? Superdotada..... Miksi kutsutaan blondia, jolla on puolikkaat aivot? - Lahjakkaaksi! Que dit-on d'une blonde avec la moitié d'un cerveau ? - Qu'elle est douée ! Como chama a loira que tem meio cérebro? — Ssper dotada
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
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Why do they call it РМS?
Because Mad Соw Disease was already taken.
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How do you make a woman blind?
Put a windshield in front of her!
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Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: There's a difference?
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A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange request to his waiter.
He asked if he could have the unwashed fork of the last customer the waiter waited on. The perplexed waiter agreed and handed the blind man the unwashed fork. The blind man proceeded to put it in his mouth and said, "Hmmm, the meatloaf and mashed potatoes are good here. I'll have that."
The next day, the blind man returned to the diner and did the same thing. Now, on the third day, the waiter saw the blind man coming into the diner. He still didn't believe what the blind man was capable of, and he wanted to trick him. So he quickly grabbed a fork and asked his waitress wife, Jane, to pull down her раnтiеs and rub it between her legs.
When the blind man asked for the fork, the waiter gave him the fork with a big smile on his face.
The blind man put it in his mouth, and said, "Hmmm, I didn't know Jane worked here."
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
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How do you stop a blonde tank?
Shoot the people pushing it!
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On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying "Pass the sugar, sugar.... Pass the honey, honey."
Then he says, "Pass the tea, you old bag."
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What is it when a man talks dirтy to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirтy to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
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Talking Sex If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute. Όταν ένας άντρας λέει χυδαιότητες σε μία γυναίκα είναι διεστραμμένος. Όταν μια γυναίκα λέει χυδαιότητες σε έναν άντρα είναι 3,95€ το λεπτό. Kiedy mężczyzna mówi do kobiety świństewka to jest to molestowanie seksualne. Kiedy kobieta mówi świństewka do mężczyzny, to kosztuje to 4,20zl/min. + VAT! Ако мажот и кажува на жената прљави cekcи работи, тоа е сексуално вознемирување, А ако жената кажува такви работи, тогаш тоа е 120 денари минута + ДДВ .
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Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sеx?
A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
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Защо блондинката не говори по време на секс? Въпрос : Γιατί οι ξανθιές δεν μιλάνε όταν κάνουν έρωτα; Γιατί η μαμά τους τους είπε να μη μιλάνε με γεμάτο το στόμα. Varför pratar blondiner aldrig när de har sex? - För att deras föräldrar har sagt till dem att inte prata med främlingar. Savez-vous pourquoi la blonde ne parle pas, quand vous lui faites l'amour ? - Car sa Maman lui a dit de ne parler aux étrangers ! Warum reden Blondinen nicht beim Sex? Ihre Mütter haben ihnen verboten, mit fremden Männern zu sprechen! "Varför pratar aldrig blondiner när dom har sex?" "Deras mamma har sagt att de inte ska prata med främlingar!" Varför säger inte blondinen något medan hon har sex? Hennes mamma sa åt henne att inte prata med främlingar Hennes mamma sa åt henne att inte prata med munnen full Vet du varför blondiner är så tysta när dem har sex? Deras mamma har lärt dom att man pratar inte med främlingar... Hvorfor prater ikke blondiner når de har sex? - De har lært av moren at de ikke skal prate til fremmede.. Miksei blondi ei puhu rakastellessaan? Äiti on kieltänyt puhumasta vieraiden kanssa Hvorfor er blondiner så stille, når de går i seng? - Fordi de har lært, at de ikke må snakke med fremmede mænd! Miksi blondi ei puhu, kun hän harrastaa seksiä? - Koska häntä on kielletty puhumasta vieraille. Por que las rubias no hablan mientras hacen el amor ? Porque sus madres les dijeron que no hablasen con desconocidos. Hvorfor er blondiner så stille når de dyrker sex? - De snakker ikke til fremmede Quando a loira tem 2 neurônios? Quando está grávida. Qual a primeira coisa que uma loira faz quando acorda? Se veste e vai para casa. Qual a loira mais inteligente da história do cinema? LASSIE.... Q: De ce nu vorbeste o blonda cand face dragoste ? A: Mama sa i-a spus sa nu intre in vorba cu straini. Dlaczego blondynki nic nie mówią podczas stosunku? - Bo mamy im mówiły, aby nie rozmawiać z nieznajomymi... - Bo mamy zawsze im mówiły, że nie należy mówić z pełnymi ustami... Warum reden Blondinen beim Sex nicht? Weil Mama gesagt hat sie sollen nicht mit fremden Männern sprechen! Was sagt eine Blondine beim Sex? Gar nichts, weil ihre Mutter ihr verboten hat mit Fremden zu reden!!!!!!
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Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," says his mom, "Of course not."
After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!"
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Why is it when a man talks nasty to a women it's sеxuаl harassment.
But when a women talks nasty to a man it's $3.99 a minute.
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Talk Dirty to Me If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute. Όταν ένας άντρας λέει χυδαιότητες σε μία γυναίκα είναι διεστραμμένος. Όταν μια γυναίκα λέει χυδαιότητες σε έναν άντρα είναι 3,95€ το λεπτό. Kiedy mężczyzna mówi do kobiety świństewka to jest to molestowanie seksualne. Kiedy kobieta mówi świństewka do mężczyzny, to kosztuje to 4,20zl/min. + VAT! Ако мажот и кажува на жената прљави cekcи работи, тоа е сексуално вознемирување, А ако жената кажува такви работи, тогаш тоа е 120 денари минута + ДДВ .
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An old woman says to an old man at the rest home, "I can guess your age."
The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants," she says.
She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
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A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?"
Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother.
The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he sсrеwеd the tail off his secretary."
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A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop." The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
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My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
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An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You dамn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You dамn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a рussy willow."
"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"
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