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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"
докарват една мутра, която е претърпяла катастрофа в пирогов. The Hit and Run Case Некој богат човек си се возел во новото Ферари и направил сообраќајка… A successful London banker parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a bus came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's side. The banker immediately whipped out his phone and dialed 999. The police were... A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious... Un abogado se compra un BMW nuevito y sale a mostrárselo a los otros abogados en el tribunal. Llega y estaciona sobre la derecha, abre la puerta para salir y en ese momento pasa un camión y le... En advokat körde på landsvägen med sin nya BMW och sjöng för sig själv: - Jag älskar min BMW, jag älskar min BMW... Eftersom han fokuserade mer på sin bil än på vägen så slutade bilresan med att... Um advogado estacionou seu BMW novo em folha na frente de seu escritório, pronto para mostrá-lo aos seus colegas. Logo que ele abriu a porta para sair, um caminhão passou raspando e arrancou... Ein Porschefahrer überschlägt sich mit seinem Wagen auf der Autobahn. Als die Sanitäter ihn aus dem Wagen bergen jammert dieser: "Mein Porsche, mein schönes Auto!" Sanitäter: "Der Wagen ist doch... Een advocaat opende de deur van zijn BMW toen er plotseling een auto langs kwam rijden die de deur raakte en hem er finaal afreed. Toen de politie op de plaats van het ongeval arriveerde, klaagde... Jedzie Szkot autem, zatrzymał się otwiera drzwi i bach... jakiś samochód uderza mu drzwi i je wyrywa. Przyjeżdża policja i karetka, wysiada doktor a Szkot: - O mój Boże! Mój samochód! Doktor na... Clodomiro era un abogado muy avaro, un día se compró un Rolex y un Mercedes-Benz. Al día siguiente fue a la corte a resolver un caso de un ladrón que mató a alguien. Cuando llegó, al abrir la... Een advocaat loopt naar zijn auto en doet de deur open. Er komt ineens een auto heel hard aanrijden. Hij raakt de deur van de auto van de advocaat. De deur vliegt er vanaf. De advocaat belt de... A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A... One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported... A lawyer opens the door of his BMW. Another car speeds by and hits the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrive, the lawyer is complaining bitterly. ‘Officer, look what they’ve done... Um judeu estava viajando com sua BMW, quando de repente bateu em um poste. Ele sai desesperado do carro todo amassado dizendo: — Ai, meu Deus, meu carra! Pouco depois, os bombeiros chegam. Um deles... Een rijke patser krijgt met zijn Ferrari een geweldig auto ongeluk. Hij moet uit het wrak gezaagd worden en de zwaar gewonde man jammert terwijl de brandweer bezig is. "Oh mijn ferrari... Mijn... Ένας δικηγόρος πάει να κατεβεί από το αυτοκίνητο του, όταν ένα άλλο περνάει Και του διαλύει την πόρτα τελείως. Έρχεται η αστυνομία και ο δικηγόρος Διαμαρτύρεται εντόνως για την καταστροφή της... Atrasado para a audiência, o advogado abre rapidamente a porta do seu carro, porém, infelizmente, outro carro bate nele, levando a porta pelos ares. Desconsolado, o advogado reclama para o policial...
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Един господин намира папагал на улицата. Двама борци намират пингвин. Мајмун Chiste del pingüino y el policia Η ξανθιά και ο πιγκουίνος - Bonjour, avez-vous amené au zoo le pingouin que vous avez trouvé dans la rue? Две мутри намират пингвин и звънят на шефа: Kommt ein Mann mit einem gefundenen Schimpansen an der Hand in ein Polizeirevier und will ihn abgeben. Ein Mann ging über die Straße und sah einen Pinguin. Daraufhin ging er zu einem Polizisten und sagte ihm: "Ich habe 'n Pinguin auf der Straße gefunden." Der Polizist antwortete daraufhin: "Bringen Sie Ihn in den Zoo." Der Mann ging am nächsten Tag mit dem Pinguin in den Zoo. Dort traf er den... A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says: "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!" The man does that. The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman.... Ήταν μια ξανθιά και στον δρόμο της είδε έναν παπαγάλο και σκεφτόταν τι να τον κάνει. Έρχεται ένας αστυνόμος και την ρωτάει: -Γιατί είστε εδώ όλη μέρα; -Βρήκα αυτόν τον παπαγάλο και δεν ξέρω τι να τον κάνω. -Να τον πάτε στο ζωολογικό κήπο. -Τέλεια ιδέα! Την επόμενη μέρα ο αστυνόμος βλέπει παλι τον... Μια ξανθιά πάει στο πάρκο και βρίσκει έναν παπαγάλο. Tι να τον κάνω η γυναίκα; (Σκέφτεται. Ίσως για πρώτη φορά στη ζωή της). Εκεί που βασάνιζε το `μυαλό` της, ένας αστυνομικός που περιπολούσε εκεί κοντά, την πλησιάζει και τη ρωτάει: - "Τι συμβαίνει εδώ;" - "Βρήκα έναν παπαγάλο και δεν ξέρω τι... Un carabiniere trova un pinguino per la strada per cui telefona in centrale per chiedere cosa farne. "Portalo allo zoo". Il giorno dopo ritelefona e chiede: "E oggi dove lo porto, al cinema?". En äldre dam hittade en pingvin. Hon visste inte vad hon skulle göra med den, så när hon träffade en polis frågade hon: - Vad ska jag göra av den här pingvinen? - Gå till djurparken med den,... 2 Agenten komen een pinguin tegen op straat. "Wat moeten we daarmee?" zeggen ze tegen elkaar... Ze beslissen uiteindelijk om hem mee te nemen. Onderweg gaan ze tanken en de pompbediende vraagt hen:... Un type se promène avec un crocodile dans Paris. Un policier l'interpelle: - Dites donc vous là, que faites-vous avec ce crocodile ? - Hé bien, je l'ai trouvé et je ne sais pas quoi en faire. -... Un carabiniere ferma un uomo che passeggia per la città con una giraffa e gli ordina di portarla immediatamente allo zoo. Il giorno dopo lo stesso carabiniere incontra di nuovo il signore con la... Um homem encontra um pinguim e não sabe o que fazer. Um amigo aconselha: — Leve o bicho ao zoológico. No dia seguinte o amigo encontra o homem ainda com o pinguim: — Ué! Você não levou o bicho para... Policjant widzi kolegę, który idzie z pingwinem. - Skąd wytrzasnąłeś tego ptaka? - A przyplątał się, i nie wiem co z nim zrobić. - Jak to co? Idź z nim do zoo. Po kilku godzinach znowu widzi kolegę... Do skrzyżowania podjeżdża kabriolet, w którym siedzi kierowca i 4 pingwiny. Podchodzi policjant i mówi: - Te pingwiny powinien pan zawieźć do zoo. Na drugi dzień sytuacja się powtarza. Policjant... A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man... Geht ein Mann mit seinem Pinguin in der Stadt spazieren. Dort kommt ihm eine Frau entgegen und sagt:„Oh mit dem Pinguin müssen sie aber mal in den Zoo!“ Der Mann antwortete:„Okay ich weiß zwar... Idzie Policjant i prowadzi pingwina za łapę. Spotyka go kolega i pyta: - Co ty robisz z tym pingwinem? - A przyplątał się i nie wiem co z nim zrobić. Kolega na to: - Zaprowadź go do ZOO. Po paru... Adamın birisi pek güzel bir penguen bulmuş. Bu pengueni çok sevmiş. Onunla birlikte yürürken bir polisle karşılaşmış. Polise sormuş: - Bu pengueni n'apayım? Polis ona: - Hayvanat bahçesine götür,... A rendőr talál egy pingvint a városban. Kérdezi a főnőkét, mit csináljon vele. - Hát vidd el az állatkertbe! Elmegy a rendőr. Délután találkozik a főnökével, de még mindig mellette a pingvin. Kérdi... En politimann møtte en svenske med en pingvin i bånd. - Ta den med til dyreparken med en gang! sa han. - Javel! svarte svensken. Neste dag møtte politimannen svensken og pingvinen igjen. - Sa jeg... En man var ute och gick sin vanliga promenad vid vattnet. Då hittade han en pingvin och eftersom han inte visste vad han skulle göra gick han med pingvinen till polisen och frågade: - Vad ska jag... Een man vindt een pinguin op de straat. Hij gaat naar de politiebureau met de pinguin. "Ik heb een pinguin gevonden:Wat moet ik ermee doen?" vraagt hij. "U moet hem meenemen naar de dierentuin"... En mand kommer kørende i sin bil med en pingvin på bagsædet. Da de når ind til byen, bliver de stoppet af en betjent som beder manden om at rulle ruden ned. "Hvad laver du med en pingvin på...
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докарват една мутра, която е претърпяла катастрофа в пирогов. The Hit and Run Case Некој богат човек си се возел во новото Ферари и направил сообраќајка… A successful London banker parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a bus came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's side. The banker immediately whipped out his phone and dialed 999. The police were... One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the... Un abogado se compra un BMW nuevito y sale a mostrárselo a los otros abogados en el tribunal. Llega y estaciona sobre la derecha, abre la puerta para salir y en ese momento pasa un camión y le... En advokat körde på landsvägen med sin nya BMW och sjöng för sig själv: - Jag älskar min BMW, jag älskar min BMW... Eftersom han fokuserade mer på sin bil än på vägen så slutade bilresan med att... Um advogado estacionou seu BMW novo em folha na frente de seu escritório, pronto para mostrá-lo aos seus colegas. Logo que ele abriu a porta para sair, um caminhão passou raspando e arrancou... Ein Porschefahrer überschlägt sich mit seinem Wagen auf der Autobahn. Als die Sanitäter ihn aus dem Wagen bergen jammert dieser: "Mein Porsche, mein schönes Auto!" Sanitäter: "Der Wagen ist doch... Een advocaat opende de deur van zijn BMW toen er plotseling een auto langs kwam rijden die de deur raakte en hem er finaal afreed. Toen de politie op de plaats van het ongeval arriveerde, klaagde... Jedzie Szkot autem, zatrzymał się otwiera drzwi i bach... jakiś samochód uderza mu drzwi i je wyrywa. Przyjeżdża policja i karetka, wysiada doktor a Szkot: - O mój Boże! Mój samochód! Doktor na... Clodomiro era un abogado muy avaro, un día se compró un Rolex y un Mercedes-Benz. Al día siguiente fue a la corte a resolver un caso de un ladrón que mató a alguien. Cuando llegó, al abrir la... Een advocaat loopt naar zijn auto en doet de deur open. Er komt ineens een auto heel hard aanrijden. Hij raakt de deur van de auto van de advocaat. De deur vliegt er vanaf. De advocaat belt de... A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A... One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported... A lawyer opens the door of his BMW. Another car speeds by and hits the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrive, the lawyer is complaining bitterly. ‘Officer, look what they’ve done... Um judeu estava viajando com sua BMW, quando de repente bateu em um poste. Ele sai desesperado do carro todo amassado dizendo: — Ai, meu Deus, meu carra! Pouco depois, os bombeiros chegam. Um deles... Een rijke patser krijgt met zijn Ferrari een geweldig auto ongeluk. Hij moet uit het wrak gezaagd worden en de zwaar gewonde man jammert terwijl de brandweer bezig is. "Oh mijn ferrari... Mijn... Ένας δικηγόρος πάει να κατεβεί από το αυτοκίνητο του, όταν ένα άλλο περνάει Και του διαλύει την πόρτα τελείως. Έρχεται η αστυνομία και ο δικηγόρος Διαμαρτύρεται εντόνως για την καταστροφή της... Atrasado para a audiência, o advogado abre rapidamente a porta do seu carro, porém, infelizmente, outro carro bate nele, levando a porta pelos ares. Desconsolado, o advogado reclama para o policial...
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An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman then gave the officer her license.
“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied, “He said he knows you!
Възрастна жена разхождала съпруга си с кола извън града, когато я спряла пътна полиция. - Госпожо, карате с превишена скорост... Ein Ehepaar ging einmal nach London, um Ferien zu machen. Als sie dort in einem Pub sassen, kam ein Engländer zu ihnen und fragte: "Where are you from?", und der Mann antwortete: "We are from Switzerland." Da die Frau kein Englisch konnte, fragte sie ihren Mann, was sie denn gesagt haben.... An old couple gets pulled over and... Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear." The old man hands it to the lady cop and... Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a... Poliisi pysäytti 80 v. pariskunnan ja mummo oli vähän huonokuuloinen. Poliisi kysyi rekisteriotetta papalta Mummo kysyi heti ”Mitä se kysy?” Pappa vastasi, että ”rekisteriotetta”. Seuraavaksi...
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Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white male and resident of Wimbledon UK, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday.
Bloggs will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that after a night of drinking, as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles.
At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.
Bloggs went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, poked a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Bloggs apparently failed to notice the Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer B.T. approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said Officer BT. "I walked up to (Bloggs) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin".
BT went on to describe what happened when she approached Bloggs:
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me, sir, but do you realize that you are sсrеwing a pumpkin?'
He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said,
'A pumpkin? Dамn...is it midnight already?'"
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."
Das leere Glas Билдерот и разочараниот маж Το δηλητήριο Η χειρότερη μέρα της ζωής μου сидит однажды в баре грустный такой мужичок и печально взирает на... В кръчмата - отчаян дребен мъж...пред него - бира. Влиза як здравеняк, потупва го по рамото, изхилва се гаднярски и му изпива бирата! В бара. Влиза един в кръчмата, поръчва си сто грама, погалва чашката с ръка, оставя я и вперва в нея очи - час, два. Karl sitzt ganz niedergeschlagen vor einem Glas Bier in einer Kneipe. Сидит очень грустный мужчина в ресторане, голову руками по дпирает, едва не плачет. A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. ,Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, "Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?","Nothing," sighed the little guy despondently. "You see, today has been the... O sujeito estava no fundo do bar, triste e arrasado, com seu copo de bebida, quando entra um cara revoltado, quebrando tudo, gritando com todo mundo. O cara chega até a sua mesa, arranca o copo de sua mão, bebe a metade e ainda joga o resto na sua cara: — Fala alguma coisa, cachorro! Fala logo... Un homme maigrichon assis au bar regarde son verre depuis un bon bout de temps. à un certain moment, un homme faisant le double de celui assis au bar entre dans le bar et bois le verre du maigrichon. Celui-ci se mets aussitôt a pleurer. Le costaud un peu mal à l'aise lui dit: - Eh c'était pour... En ung man hade suttit vid en bar med ett glas framför sig i en timme. Då kom en stor, fet och ful MC-kille in och tog mannens glas och drack upp allt. Det gjorde att mannen började gråta. - Var inte ledsen, jag köper en ny drink till dig. Jag tål... Ein kleiner Mann sitzt traurig in der Kneipe... vor sich ein Bier...Kommt ein richtiger Kerl... haut dem kleinen auf die Schulter... trinkt dessen Bier aus... der kleine fängt an zu weinen... Der... Een klein mannetje zit in een bar naar zijn glas te staren. Een half uur lang beweegt hij zich totaal niet. Er komt een levensgrote trucker binnen en deze gaat naast hem zitten. Hij pakt het glas... Un pauvre petit bonhomme est dans un bar depuis une demi-heure. il contemple tristement son verre de bière en soupirant. Tout à coup, un homme barbu en blouson de cuir, entre dans le bar, voit le... Det var en man som hade suttit vid en bar med en drink framför sig i en timme, då kom en tuff mc-kille in och tog mannens drink och drack upp den. Det gjorde att mannen började gråta. – Va inte... Un señor de mediana edad lleva una hora sentado en un bar mirando la copa sin beberla, cuando llega un camionero alto y gordo y se bebe la copa de un solo trago. El pobre hombre se echa a llorar, y... Det var en ung kille som satt på en bar. Då kom en packad, men glad herre fram och drack upp hans drink. Killen började stortjuta! - Men hoppsan! Jag ska köpa en ny till dig, sa den fulla mannen....
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A nudе guy was sunbathing at the beach, a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl asks, "hats under there?"
So the man answers , "A bird..."
The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital & in alot of pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they got there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man...?
She answers, "I din't do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!"
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A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.
"I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company.
"Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head.
"You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better inn my life.' Is that the case?"
"Yeah, but" stammered the farmer.
"A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly.
"Yes," Replied the farmer.
Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said.
"Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the heck would you have said to him?"
L'avocat: - Sur les lieux de l'accident, n'avez-vous pas dit au policier que "vous ne vous étiez jamais senti aussi bien de toute votre vie" ? Le fermier : - C'est exact. L'avocat : - Et c'est... The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent. Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did...
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Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.
They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. T
he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw.
The deputy told him just three gunnysacks.
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…..so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow.”
So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.
Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.”
The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said
“Potatoes.”
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Em uma noite chuvosa, dois carros se chocam em uma estrada. Um pertencia a um advogado, o outro a um médico. Ao sair de seu automóvel, o médico, preocupado, se dirige ao carro do advogado e... En rabbiner og en præst kommer ud for en bilulykke. Deres biler drøner Sammen og bliver fuldstændigt smadrede. Men besynderlig nok er ingen af de to mænd kommet noget til. Efter at de hver især har... Dos coches se chocan derrepente,de uno sale una mujer y del otro un hombre La mujer dice esto a sido un milagro que nos allamos chocado y no nos a pasado nada La mujer trae una botella de cerbeza y... Bir gece eve dönen bir İskoçyalı, bir İngiliz tarafından sürülen bir arabaya çarptı. İskoçyalı özür dilemek için arabadan indi ve İngilize yanındaki viskiden içmeyi teklif etti. İngiliz bir şeyler...
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