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Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do.
We do it in schools, because we have class.

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It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right….
…..
Alcohol IS a solution.

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When I die I'm going to donate my body to science.
That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school.

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Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

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I asked my math teacher why 6 was afraid of 7.
She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”.
I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”

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I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject
But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

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What did the student say after learning all the symbols on the periodic table?
“Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium this! Never again!”

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I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs

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I spent four years at college and didn’t learn anything…
It’s really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

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Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!
Orphan:
- No response-

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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun
My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings
My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study!
The songs: we understand you

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Queue is Just Q followed by 4 Silent letters
Teacher: Queue is Just Q followed by 4 Silent letters
Me: They aren't Silent, They are waiting their turn

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I got voted “Least Likely To Succeed” by my high school class...
I hate being a teacher...

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Student: Are well and actually both one syllable words
Teacher: Well yes , but actually no

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Chines father picking his son from school

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Your Mama's so fат that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class!
Your Mama's so fат that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class!

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Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system. One day he got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what he did....
Donny got an A.

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