Слугата кој и фрлил мерак на жената на Султанот Живяла някога в едно царство страшно надарена царица- с големи месести наляти напращяли и щръкнали цици. У короля Англии Ричарда "Львиное Сердце" была жена-красавица O bobo da corte tinha um desejo enorme de beijar os seios fartos da rainha Ahmet sarayın hizmetkarlarından biri.. Yıllardır Kraliçeyi görür ve onun göğüslerine hayran olurmuş.. Artık bir saplantı halini almış Kraliçenin göğüslerine dokunmak.. Tüm cesaretini toplayıp... Amit era um alto funcionário da corte do Rei Akbar. Há muito tempo Relato de lo que ocurrió el día en que el visir se enamoró de los pechos de la reina Amit era un alto funcionario de la corte del Rey Akbar. Hacía mucho tiempo estaba obsesionado con el deseo... Nick era un cavaler al regelui Artur si avea o obsesie deosebita pentru frumosii sani ai reginei Lancelot y su deseo Lancelot era un alto funcionario de la corte del Rey Arturo. Hacía ya algún tiempo Michael le Maître Dragon était un officiel à la cour du roi Arthur. Il était obsédé par un fantasme
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen Guinevere's voluptuous вrеаsтs. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes."
Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little of it into the Queens вrаssiеrе while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent вrеаsтs.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment.
However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion onto King Arthur's loincloth. And Michael the Dragon Master was again summoned by the King.
Moral of the story: Pay your bills.
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Слугата кој и фрлил мерак на жената на Султанот Живяла някога в едно царство страшно надарена царица- с големи месести наляти напращяли и щръкнали цици. У короля Англии Ричарда "Львиное Сердце" была жена-красавица O bobo da corte tinha um desejo enorme de beijar os seios fartos da rainha Ahmet sarayın hizmetkarlarından biri.. Yıllardır Kraliçeyi görür ve onun göğüslerine hayran olurmuş.. Artık bir saplantı halini almış Kraliçenin göğüslerine dokunmak.. Tüm cesaretini toplayıp... Amit era um alto funcionário da corte do Rei Akbar. Há muito tempo Relato de lo que ocurrió el día en que el visir se enamoró de los pechos de la reina Amit era un alto funcionario de la corte del Rey Akbar. Hacía mucho tiempo estaba obsesionado con el deseo... Nick era un cavaler al regelui Artur si avea o obsesie deosebita pentru frumosii sani ai reginei Lancelot y su deseo Lancelot era un alto funcionario de la corte del Rey Arturo. Hacía ya algún tiempo Michael le Maître Dragon était un officiel à la cour du roi Arthur. Il était obsédé par un fantasme