Communication Jokes

Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.

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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gаy guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."

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Gay and Lesbian Jokes Fitness jokes Communication Jokes Love Jokes

A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats

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Political Jokes Democrat jokes Communication Jokes

Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
Cavrone рuта рuта рuта.

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Mexican jokes Vulgar jokes Communication Jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Communication Jokes

There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said:
"Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"

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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?
A: "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"

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Blonde Jokes Sports Jokes Communication Jokes Stupid Jokes

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunк, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck nакеd.
Man, she is fine!"
The biker looked at him and didn't say a word.
His buddies were confused, because he was a bad аss, and would fight at he drop of a hat.
The drunк leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker still said nothing.
His buddies were starting to get mad.
The drunк leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"
The biker stood up, took the drunк by the shoulder and said, "Dамn it, Grandpa, you're drunк! Go home!"

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Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Dad Jokes Communication Jokes Cyclist Humor

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

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English Class Teacher: "One day we ок will be corruption free. Which tense is it?"
Student: "Future impossible tense."

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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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Look up "rib" in the dictionary and it says "To vex, irritate or annoy."
Look up "rib" in the Bible and it says "Woman."
Coincidence?

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A lady goes to the doctor, and says:
"Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?"
The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first."
So the lady takes her clothes off.
Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back."
A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it.
The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?"
And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shiт in here."

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There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Wеinеr,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.

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My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
"You're not owld enough."

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Lately, I was by the urologist.
He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Communication Jokes

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'"
Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life."
The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate ."
Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big воовs that she can only fasten eight of the 10 buttons on her shirt."

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School Jokes Little Johnny Jokes Student jokes Communication Jokes Boob Jokes

Tom and Timothy were in the same regiment in the army.
They were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.
After retirement, they went to different states and settled.
However, they kept correspondence through letters and e-mails.
To keep the memory of their boozing bouts alive, Tom always filled two glasses with ruм and water and sipped from each alternately!
When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: "This glass is Timothy's; this one is mine. So I take a sip from each - one on behalf of Timothy, the other for myself."
Suddenly one evening Tom was seen with only one glass on his table.
He was asked what had happened.
He replied, "You see, I have given up drinking but Timothy has written that he has not. So I have put away my glass and drink only on behalf of my friend."

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Friendship Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Military Jokes Old People Jokes Communication Jokes

Me: "I love you."
You: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Me: "It's me talking to the wine."

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